Ok, fine. Your religion is right and Catholicism is wrong because there is only ever one correct interpretation of a bible, the contents of which were decided upon by men in power and who just so happened to include only the books that were convenient to empire building while excluding all of the other books that weakened their power.

I do not care one way or another about what you believe or anyone believes. I only care about what I believe. I create my own personal religion and I am not afraid of burning in hell or not going to heaven. I actually think that you're going to be the one who continues to return to this planet until you get it right and it'll be me who is ready to move on to something better.

And if I'm completely wrong, then god made me the way I am and guided me to where I've ended up. For that, I cannot believe he'd punish me. He'd help me.