I WANT babies

What does that have to do with seed planting during planting week? I dont get it?

You're a meanie weenie and I dont like ypu and i hope you get a foot fugus.

hehe

yer there has been some fucked up spam

are you a palin daughter op?

fuck sake

ooookaaaay i'll play. give me your address you dumb bitch and i'll mosey on over to fuck the stupid right outta ya.

Fucking Red Necks.

I need help, daddys going to want an answer.

lol i haven't giggled so much in so long
you guys

yer too fuckin stoopid... sorry no kids 4U

now this is some funny shit

At least the Music vid was Great.

yes...i believe that's what she wants us to do.


ALL ABOOOOOOOARD!!!

Look im not related to daddy, but my aunt, mothers sister, is married to daddy. my husband is my aunts and daddys son and he is missing his big toe on his right foot. He limps a little. So im a little worried that i might have a limper. Now daddy has all his toes, i checked that shit out. So om not so much worried about get some limper from him. Now im no dummy and know DAN is important. do you think there will be a problem giben that my husband is missing a toe? Oh my uncle is missing a toe too, but i dont want to have a bsby with him, that.would be to weird! so whst do you think i should do, help please....p

Sounds like HILLBILLY MORMONISM..heee haw!

It just ate mine too.

I'm actually stunned here. I've been on glp long enough that nothing shocks me anymore .....until this.

OP, whether or not you are being honest here, please don't reproduce

Wow. Decisions, decisions. The DAN should be fine. Not real sure about the DNA though. Iffin an axe chopped off the toe, there shouldn't be a problem. But if it's a defective jean or somethin', there's always adoption. Wouldn't want a limper. But, maybe the child would only limp on one foot, ya s'pose?

You're an asshole.

OP, are ya good lookin'?

What????

I thought and thought what could make this thread better,
and then it came to me...OP's pic.

LOL ya Goofball

Yes I am! Im real short 5 foot, wellreally 4" 9 and a half, l work at dollywood in the "hillbilly college" show. It about how to be real hillbilly. We make soap. I have real long legs and an even longer waist. But I know what you real want to know about is my boobs, all guys want to know that! one is bigger than the other but i fix that with cotton, and dolly dont care. Oh yeah, i have a third nipple. i m skinny, no fattys at dollywood thats the rule. Now please back to my problem in morning here and i got to go to work, it baby making week and my husbsnd thinks its next week so he wont be bugging me with little ripper, yeah he named it. i call it peanut, it makes me laugh, he hates it when i call it peanut, i dont get it but it does slow him down and sometimes he doesnt eant to do it. buttttttt, daddys going to want an answer and so will my aunt and its baby making week so ppppllllleeeeaaaassssseeee help sould i let daddy help Weasle and i have a baby!!!!!!!!! Remrmber daddys not my daddy he's Weasle's daddy and im not related im only related to daddys wife my aunt ruthie who is my mothers sister. but i dont even think im related to my aunt, my mama and her sister, my aunt, were adobted from the Ohio River jones side of the family. they live on yhe river. Waiti hrar daddy cominh down the hall and Weasle has gone down stairs for his morning coffee....... shit..... WHAT AM I GOING TO DO????? He goi.g to the bathroom...... I hear the water running, he washing something.... I got to go and hurry and put a top on. Weasle likes it if i onle wear bottoms. Wait, shit, shit, SHIT he is turn the door knob im under the covers ..... i can hear the door opening..... he is calling my name shit shit i got to go

I want to stop reading this.. but just can't

I dont get why anyone marries short men. You KNOW kids from that copulation will make short kids. Do you not like men? Male childs get mentally disturbed if they think they will be short.

YOU chose this shortass man. Divorce him....meet taller men. Dont use your f...it doesnt bode well.atherinlaw for sperm.

is that you Mary Sue Ellen?Im goone tell Paw you were on the puter again and not doing yer chores.

that sum funny shita rights thare!!

Pray on adultery, funny as all get out.

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WOW that was close.... He opened the door and called my name and then left... Got my top on and ran down stairs using the back stairwell..... Beat him to the dinner table... He nice.. but I need you help.... tell me what to do. Please...

I'm off to Dollywood, wish me luck. I may be able to stir the pot of soap today.... extra .25 cent an hour..

Thank you.