Psilocybin Mushrooms Cure Headaches!

So there I was, walking down the road, blinded by a scorching headache, when I had to stop and hold my hands to my head to try to subdue the pain. I thought there's gotta be something to stop this. As I peeled my hands away from my head I noticed right in front of me a small patch of psilocybin mushrooms. I don't know what came over me exactly but for whatever reason it was clear to me that I was to take two of them and eat them for my headache. I did that, and 30 minutes later I am now comfortable as can be.

I did some reading, and it turns out this is a pretty well known effect for these kinds of mushrooms. Who'da thought?

It takes around ten of this kind (cyanescens) to trip, so two isn't enough for that. I do feel well at ease now, glad to report.