I'm a bald man and I'm growing a beard, ask me a question.

are you paranoid about your bald bonce ?

That'd be a comb-over that even the Donald would envy.

No questions, just a 'YEAH DO IT'. I R Bald, not going with a beard tho, I like the look, it suits my MEAT HEAD... GRRRRRR!!! yeah for lols hey.

do you feel the need to hustle with money, Mr Bernanke?

dO YOU CUT HOLES IN YOUR POCKETS SO YOU CAN RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR?

you still have hair there?

just tell people you put your head on upside down.

Not yet.

What do you feed it ?

No. Fuck all I can do about genetics.

I have no hair there, sack, back and crack nice and smooth thanks.

What kinda hair is going on down under?

Why don't you get a hair transplant ?

Why don't you shave your ass and clue the hair onto your head

I meant glue

ridiculous