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Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure

 
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11/07/2012 07:14 PM
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Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
if I should

I usually make about 10 fruit cakes for family

but not sure if there will be a Christmas this year...


what are your thoughts...
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11/07/2012 07:16 PM
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
My grandmother used to make them and give them out. Everyone HATED them. Are you sure that you're family isn't just being nice?
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11/07/2012 07:17 PM

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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
Still go ahead as planned, just put lots of RUM in them!
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11/07/2012 07:20 PM
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
Still go ahead as planned, just put lots of RUM in them!
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Great idea!

I will do this

I usually start baking them now and put them in the freezer til Christmas ...

Rum would be a great additive for this year especially.

My family is very conservative and they will need a few shots for the next 4 years
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11/07/2012 07:22 PM

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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
Cant afford it anymore, gotta pay for Obamacare in 2014.
Save them nickels y'all, you're gonna need em.
I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

Keep your 72 virgins, give me one old biker chick.
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11/07/2012 07:23 PM
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
I love fruit cake, especially with the rum added every few days during the curing process.. Yumm I will start mine next week.

And who doesn't like fruitcake? When prepared properly they are awesome.
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11/07/2012 07:25 PM
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
I thought everything is suppose to end on dec 21, 2012, three days before christmas, lol
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11/07/2012 07:29 PM
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
I love fruit cake, especially with the rum added every few days during the curing process.. Yumm I will start mine next week.

And who doesn't like fruitcake? When prepared properly they are awesome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1243271


Do you have a good "doomcake", er, fruitcake recipe to share?
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
I thought everything is suppose to end on dec 21, 2012, three days before christmas, lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 732844


Maybe this year calls for extra shots of rum!!
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11/07/2012 07:36 PM
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
what are your thoughts...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8171374


There are many Jokes about "fruitcakes" and the holiday season. This however does not distract from the reality that to the tempered taste fruitcakes are a delight and a wonderful part of the season.

Though there are many that might snicker at all the fruitcake hub-bub on shelves, the fruitcakes are on the store shelfs because they are being removed and bought and consumed.

The Fat stupid americans would rather eat a twinky or hosters and they of "cake" as devil's food.

Ah, but this is not the truth nor is it the opionion of the elite.

Fruitcakes are good for the soul. They are tasty and great to have and give and recieve as gift.

And even if no one ever ate the fruitcakes you make, thought I am sure they have, it is still part of tradition, and that alone has its own value.
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
I love fruit cake, especially with the rum added every few days during the curing process.. Yumm I will start mine next week.

And who doesn't like fruitcake? When prepared properly they are awesome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1243271


Do you have a good "doomcake", er, fruitcake recipe to share?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19510487


yes I do, however it will take awhile to type it up..
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
Organic -Gluten free fruit cake:

Makes 1 (9 x 5-inch) fruitcake loaf

Cook for about 65-75 minutes


1 cup finely ground blanched almonds >this is in place of white flour ; can use rice flour
1/2 cup raw sugar
1 teaspoon ground cardamom
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon sea salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1 cup chopped pecans
1 cup chopped walnuts
1 cup chopped almonds
2 cups finely chopped figs
1/2 to 1 cup chopped dried cherries
1/2 to 1 cup dried cranberries
3 large eggs, lightly beaten
1/4 cup maple syrup
1 tablespoon of almond extract, or vanilla extract

Preheat oven to 300°F. Lightly grease a bread loaf pan and can use non stick papers

Whisk together ground almonds, sugar, cardamom, nutmeg, cinnamon, salt, baking soda and baking powder in a large bowl. Stir in mixed nuts and dried fruits.

In a separate medium bowl, whisk together eggs, maple syrup and brandy until smooth. Add to fruit/nut mixture; mix well until fully combined (batter will be thick). Spread batter into prepared pan evenly.

Bake until fruitcake is brown and pulls away from sides of the pan, about 65 to 75 minutes. Remove from oven; cool on a wire rack 10 to 20 minutes. Remove from pan and cool completely on wire rack. Keeps for 2 to 3 weeks at room temperature, covered lightly.
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
Organic -Gluten free fruit cake:

Makes 1 (9 x 5-inch) fruitcake loaf

Cook for about 65-75 minutes


1 cup finely ground blanched almonds >this is in place of white flour ; can use rice flour
1/2 cup raw sugar
1 teaspoon ground cardamom
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon sea salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1 cup chopped pecans
1 cup chopped walnuts
1 cup chopped almonds
2 cups finely chopped figs
1/2 to 1 cup chopped dried cherries
1/2 to 1 cup dried cranberries
3 large eggs, lightly beaten
1/4 cup maple syrup
1 tablespoon of almond extract, or vanilla extract

Preheat oven to 300°F. Lightly grease a bread loaf pan and can use non stick papers

Whisk together ground almonds, sugar, cardamom, nutmeg, cinnamon, salt, baking soda and baking powder in a large bowl. Stir in mixed nuts and dried fruits.

In a separate medium bowl, whisk together eggs, maple syrup and brandy until smooth. Add to fruit/nut mixture; mix well until fully combined (batter will be thick). Spread batter into prepared pan evenly.

Bake until fruitcake is brown and pulls away from sides of the pan, about 65 to 75 minutes. Remove from oven; cool on a wire rack 10 to 20 minutes. Remove from pan and cool completely on wire rack. Keeps for 2 to 3 weeks at room temperature, covered lightly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8171374

Recommend you use almonds instead of rice flour tho...

rice flour can be 'finicky' at different altitudes
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11/07/2012 07:44 PM
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
Organic -Gluten free fruit cake:

Makes 1 (9 x 5-inch) fruitcake loaf

Cook for about 65-75 minutes


1 cup finely ground blanched almonds >this is in place of white flour ; can use rice flour
1/2 cup raw sugar
1 teaspoon ground cardamom
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon sea salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1 cup chopped pecans
1 cup chopped walnuts
1 cup chopped almonds
2 cups finely chopped figs
1/2 to 1 cup chopped dried cherries
1/2 to 1 cup dried cranberries
3 large eggs, lightly beaten
1/4 cup maple syrup
1 tablespoon of almond extract, or vanilla extract

Preheat oven to 300°F. Lightly grease a bread loaf pan and can use non stick papers

Whisk together ground almonds, sugar, cardamom, nutmeg, cinnamon, salt, baking soda and baking powder in a large bowl. Stir in mixed nuts and dried fruits.

In a separate medium bowl, whisk together eggs, maple syrup and brandy until smooth. Add to fruit/nut mixture; mix well until fully combined (batter will be thick). Spread batter into prepared pan evenly.

Bake until fruitcake is brown and pulls away from sides of the pan, about 65 to 75 minutes. Remove from oven; cool on a wire rack 10 to 20 minutes. Remove from pan and cool completely on wire rack. Keeps for 2 to 3 weeks at room temperature, covered lightly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8171374

Recommend you use almonds instead of rice flour tho...

rice flour can be 'finicky' at different altitudes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8171374


dont forget about the arcenic
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
Organic -Gluten free fruit cake:

Makes 1 (9 x 5-inch) fruitcake loaf

Cook for about 65-75 minutes


1 cup finely ground blanched almonds >this is in place of white flour ; can use rice flour
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8171374


I can't stand retards that need such things spelled out for them.

Gluten Free = Wheat Flower.

It's just that simple.

There are many other flowers that can be a replacement. Then any recipies known to man can be "Gluten Free".
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11/07/2012 07:46 PM
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
I can't think of a better place on the 'net to ask this question, lol.
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
dont forget about the arcenic
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New Reports link RICE with Arcenic in the system. Just in case you were wondering.
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11/07/2012 07:48 PM
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
yes i am. a few at least.

mine are mostly pecans and/or pecans and dates.

this is a recipe that i have used, except i didn't use candied fruit, i used coconut and macidamia nuts.

i loved every slice.

PECAN FRUIT CAKE
1 lb. candied cherries
1 lb. candied pineapple
1 1/2 lbs. pitted dates
8 c. pecans, chopped
2 c. sifted cake flour
2 tsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. salt
4 eggs
1 c. sugar

Cut fruit and nuts into small pieces. Cream sugar and eggs. Sift together flour, salt and baking powder. Add flour mixture to eggs and sugar and mix well. Pour batter over fruit and mix. Add pecans to mixture and mix well. Pour into greased tube pan. Preheat oven and cook at 275 degrees for 1 hour and 15 minutes.

recipe from...

[link to www.cooks.com]
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11/07/2012 08:37 PM
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
Mmmm I always loved fruitcake.

xmas

cake

booze
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11/07/2012 08:50 PM
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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
NO need to waste all that time and energy making fruitcakes, not when you have GLP at your fingertips!



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Re: Are you making fruitcakes for Christmas this year? not sure
NO need to waste all that time and energy making fruitcakes, not when you have GLP at your fingertips!



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