Anonymous Coward User ID: 14093935 United States 11/08/2012 02:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Somewhere in America, 2016.... Little Jimmy Walks in the front door...
Jimmy: Hi Mom, I'm home! Mother: Hi Jimmy, how was school? Jimmy: Great! Today in Marxist Studies we got to practice collective farming! Mother: Aw that's swell Jimmy. What is your class growing this year? Jimmy: Genitically Modified Tomatoes. They're huge, but I don't like em. They taste funny and they wiggle to much when you slice them. Mother: Now Jimmy, don't complain. Their are still plenty of starving hurricane victims in New Jersey who would love to have free government tomatoes right now. Jimmy: I guess your right. Mother: Did you remember to get the mail when you came in? I'm expecting my free obamaphone any day now. Jimmy: Mom you have been saying that for 4 years, I don't think it's coming. Mother: Oh I'm sure it will come, the mail man is probably just slow because of all the gas shortages and rolling power outages. Go check. Jimmy: OK. (2 minutes later) Jimmy: No phone mom, but you did get your welfare statement. Mother: Oh Thank Goodness! Let me see! (Mother reads letter) Mother: Oh Boy Jimmy. It says here they added another $9,000 dollars to my debit chip arm implant. Now I can buy at least two loafs of bread with that! Jimmy: Woohoo! Mother: Isn't this great! when your other mom gets home, we can all go out and celebrate tonight...as long as we are back before before curfew. Jimmy: Awe thats great! You two are the best parents a boy could ever ask for. Mother: Jimmy! Watch your language. You know we don't use oppressive gender biased terminology in this houshold! Jimmy: I'm sorry...I mean you two are the best parents a human offspring could ever hope for. Mother: That's better! Jimmy: Oh look mom, theres another letter here too...it says I have to report to the involuntary volunteer youth core. Mother: Already! But I thought they wouldn't make you join that for another year?? Jimmy: Apparently they added a year to the service. Aww mom...but I wanted to join the School basketball team this year...not march around in uniforms picking up trash and washing police tanks. Mother: Now Jimmy, you know that everyone has to do their youth community service duty sooner or later. Jimmy: But bobby from down the street didn't have to. Mother: That's right, and remember what happened? One of the neighborhood group spy patrols reported him and now his daddy is in a re-education camp. Is that what you want...to see both your mommies taken to a camp? Jimmy: No...I guess not. Mother: Good, then be a good human person and do what your told. Jimmy: (Sigh)...OK. (Sound of a claxon) Mother: Oh my, is it 4:00pm already? Quick Jimmy, turn on the T.V....it's time to worship the glorious leader! Jimmy: Aww, can't we just skip it today mom? Mother: Don't be silly Jimmy. Now hurry up or the neighbors will see and think we arent loyal! Jimmy: (sigh) Ok... TV: "Hello my fellow comrades..." |
LOL User ID: 27284658 United States 11/08/2012 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Somewhere in America, 2016.... Well done, OP! ***** |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1135376 United States 11/08/2012 02:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Somewhere in America, 2016.... op is assuming there is still an america in 2016 |
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User ID: 919411 United States 11/08/2012 02:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Somewhere in America, 2016.... ROTFLMAO! Great job OP. Last Edited by Biochemky on 11/08/2012 02:27 AM |
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