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Iran's Top Secret 5-Point Battle Plan For War Against The West

 
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Iran's Top Secret 5-Point Battle Plan For War Against The West
Iran's Top Secret 5-Point Battle Plan For War Against The West
MND Columnist and 2002 national Edward R. Murrow Award for investigative reporting on the war on terror "Gunny" Bob Newman Reveals Iran's Top Secret 5-Point Battle Plan For War Against America, Europe and Israel

Last night on the "Gunny Bob Show," MND columnist "Gunny Bob" Newman revealed the terrorist government of Iran's top secret war plan, should push come to shove with the United States, certain European countries and Israel.

The plan, which was drawn up primarily by the Revolutionary Guards and approved by Iran's delusional president, consists of 5 main strategies:

(1) The removal of Iranian funds (already begun) from all foreign banks where those funds could be seized as a result of sanctions and war;

(2) The destruction of oil facilities in Gulf states hosting US forces or otherwise friendly to the US, and the mining of the Persian Gulf, in order to drive oil prices above $100/barrel and adversely effect financial markets;

(3) The weakening of US and European national resolve to win a war against Iran by causing massive US and European casualties requiring deployment of reinforcing forces, attacking into Iraq and the Gulf waters with conventional forces and weapons (such as ballistic missiles), the possible use of chemical and biological weapons on the Iraqi battlefield, and a massive increase in the number and level of terrorist attacks within Iraq (for which Iranís Revolutionary Guards have been laying the groundwork since the spring of 2003);

(4) The use of "Fifth Column" forces against US, European and Israeli targets, with the forces consisting of terrorist cells from Hamas and Islamic Jihad, with which Iranian President Ahmadinejad met on 20 January 2006 in Syria, and;

(5) The attacking of Israel with ballistic missiles, possibly with the aid of Syria, with the intent of causing great damage to Tel Aviv, Haifa and other major Israeli cities, and the destruction of Israelís nuclear weapons facility at Dimona, which the Iranians hope will spread radiation across a wide area.

The Gunny points out that Iran's plan is "clever, very asymmetric and 100% outside of the proverbial box. It is especially interesting to note that it has the approval of President Ahmadinejad, who is believed to be quite delusional and perhaps clinically insane, according to certain psychological profiles I have read. A fanatical lunatic with nuclear arms who truly believes in the apocalypse and the near-term rising of a 10th Century Muslim messiah from the bottom of an Iranian well definitely bodes ill for a great many people."

The Gunny won a 2002 national Edward R. Murrow Award for investigative reporting on the war on terror.

MensNewsDaily.com

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This May get Nasty!!!!
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also

This March
This April
This June
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Re: Iran's Top Secret 5-Point Battle Plan For War Against The West
Why dont we just nuke em first, save ourselves a lot of suffering...!
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As soon as #2 begins the Iranian list becomes very short indeed...into the negative numbers actually.

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Amazing! A "Top Secret" plan swirling around the conspiracy web-site!

Why do I have trouble believing that any of this is real?
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01/27/2006 11:31 AM
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Hamas and Islamic Jihad are Sunni Muslims.

Iran's leadership, including their pres, is Shiite.


Sunnis and Shiites do not mix.

Oil and water.
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01/27/2006 11:35 AM
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>>Hamas and Islamic Jihad are Sunni Muslims

Even if there's common enemy?
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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Ah, Westerners.

They think the whole world functions according to how they would function.

At least they know how to perfectly manipulate other westerners.
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Right, it's Top Secret, but THIS brain-dead zombie knows about it?


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OP here's your sign: :dumbass:


Here's another one thats more to the point:


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Re: Iran's Top Secret 5-Point Battle Plan For War Against The West
He missed the main point, that the protector of Iran is China as is with the US the protector of the Talmudist Zionists State, Israel.


The US tries to do anything to Iran and Syria and that will be counter paid totally by China.!!!





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