Strange lights over Illinois ?!? Wtt?

According to reports ... Actually on CNN ... Yesterday afternoon
The story with televised eye witness accounts of strange hovering light of variable colors.
After viewing this I did some research ... First shockingly enough the state of Illinois has a state funded ( apparently) agency for the monitoring the activities of UFO s .... Yeah an agency that monitors what according to "them" doesn't exist.
According to my research the state of Illinois has been expiriencing a notable amount af unidentified flying activity in the past thirty days there have been a number of sightings ... Documented for the bureaucrats that need it triplicated ...
Fact is in this ever changing world we better limber up our minds for what is to come.
Yeah there are thos bible toting freaks spouting scriptures from a dead book like only they know the meanings... Laughable at best ( here's a hint read the instructions and "play" the game ) oh and by the way if you bible jockeys really believe what you spew from your mouths ... Then you already know there are unseen beings that inhabit this as well as other planets and that any impending doom has already been for told .... So don't act surprised and get caught slipping (Bush /Katrina) but know it's coming and be prepared to respond ( Obama /Sandy)
Either way you wanna look at it we are in a futuristic society and this is a brave New World ... Embrace it or leave it the choice is yours but it is limited .