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I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 07:01 PM
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I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
I am a licensed sex surrogate. I can answer questions you may be wishing to ask...
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11/14/2012 07:04 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
YOU TRYING TO TAKE MY BUSINESS AWAY FROM ME?

Move on to the next block.tomatowtf
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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11/14/2012 07:04 PM

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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
You mean you're a prostitute. Why don't you just be clear about that?
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 07:06 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
Bacteria were unknown to people until the 1600s
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/14/2012 07:06 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
I am a licensed sex surrogate. I can answer questions you may be wishing to ask...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25968124


Are you a male or a female?
 Quoting: Chip


I am male, but if I have to play the female, for the sake of the couple's relationship, i will do this.
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 07:08 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
No question, just a statement. Find something else to do because you serve no purpose.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/14/2012 07:09 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
YOU TRYING TO TAKE MY BUSINESS AWAY FROM ME?

Move on to the next block.tomatowtf
 Quoting: natasha77


I work in an office. Not on the street. I guide the couple who are both present, through sexual issues and intimacy blocks that they might be having for whatever reason.

This is business and I have a great deal of training.
amachiavellian

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11/14/2012 07:10 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
I am a licensed sex surrogate. I can answer questions you may be wishing to ask...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25968124



Wow, rough crowd tonight.

I have a couple of questions:

a) Are you male or female?
b) You mention you are licensed; can you elaborate? Is there a course? Tests?
c) Define surrogate. Bruce Willis movie Surrogates? Or?
— read for knowledge, not answers.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/14/2012 07:10 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
No question, just a statement. Find something else to do because you serve no purpose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16476271


In today's world of increasingly non-personal contact there is an ever increasing need for our services. Business, for me, has never been better.
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 07:16 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
No question, just a statement. Find something else to do because you serve no purpose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16476271


In today's world of increasingly non-personal contact there is an ever increasing need for our services. Business, for me, has never been better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25968124


So the directors of society create the problem and then provide the twisted solution. It goes on and on and on.....
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11/14/2012 07:16 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
I am a licensed sex surrogate. I can answer questions you may be wishing to ask...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25968124



Wow, rough crowd tonight.

I have a couple of questions:

a) Are you male or female?
b) You mention you are licensed; can you elaborate? Is there a course? Tests?
c) Define surrogate. Bruce Willis movie Surrogates? Or?
 Quoting: amachiavellian


I thank you for your questions and can answer them all.

A) I am male but sometimes, for the couple's sake, I will play a female role during the course of our sessions.

B) I am licensed. In Russia we go to school and take courses to become licensed sex therapists. Being licensed to do this kind of work, I am able to proceed with my clients.

C) A surrogate is one who in my position plays a sexual role with one of the partners in a relations while the other partner observes. This therapy helps the couple to overcome issues of intimacy.
natasha77

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11/14/2012 07:19 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
Well I do have a little problem.
So you join the couple and go to town?
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/14/2012 07:19 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
Bacteria were unknown to people until the 1600s
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My office in St. Petersburg is quite sterile and clean, I assure you. I pride myself on this fact.
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 07:20 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
YOU TRYING TO TAKE MY BUSINESS AWAY FROM ME?

Move on to the next block.tomatowtf
 Quoting: natasha77


I work in an office. Not on the street. I guide the couple who are both present, through sexual issues and intimacy blocks that they might be having for whatever reason.

This is business and I have a great deal of training.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25968124


tard tard cruise tard tard


Mr. Johnson, I do aplogize you're having intimacy issues with your wife. I tell ya what, we're running a special offer here this week for the holidays. Bring her on in Friday at 2:00 and I`ll throw her down on the couch and do her doggy style with a few extra spanks at no extra cost.
Accidental Stoner
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11/14/2012 07:21 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
lmao

wtf

Far out.

Am sort of impressed.

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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/14/2012 07:22 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
Well I do have a little problem.
So you join the couple and go to town?
 Quoting: natasha77


I GUIDE the couple through their sexual exploration. Sometimes I will even wear a mask, so as to take myself out of the equation as much as possible. I am merely a tool to help them achieve their sexual wants and have a long and healthy relationship.
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 07:23 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
So how long till you realize you are a pawn in someone else's game. You are being used to further an agenda and they conned you by convincing you that you were "helping".
PitViper

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11/14/2012 07:23 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
OP, Is Alison Armstrong right about women and relationships? Or is she just full of crap?
natasha77

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11/14/2012 07:24 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
Well I do have a little problem.
So you join the couple and go to town?
 Quoting: natasha77


I GUIDE the couple through their sexual exploration. Sometimes I will even wear a mask, so as to take myself out of the equation as much as possible. I am merely a tool to help them achieve their sexual wants and have a long and healthy relationship.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25968124


How's the money?
When you train, do you do hands on?
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
natasha77

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11/14/2012 07:24 PM
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What is the hardest story you have had to swallow?
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22lol22
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/14/2012 07:25 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
lmao

wtf

Far out.

Am sort of impressed.

blink
 Quoting: Accidental Stoner 27692959


I have had a few couples from Finland and all were impressed. Each was so willing to engage and learn!
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 07:30 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
lmao

wtf

Far out.

Am sort of impressed.

blink
 Quoting: Accidental Stoner 27692959


I have had a few couples from Finland and all were impressed. Each was so willing to engage and learn!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25968124


Finland you say? Do tell. Yes tell us everything as we yearn to learn!
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 07:33 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
So you teach wives how to give their husbands blow jobs? How many cocks, would you say, on average do you smoke through on a typical work week? And do you get paid by the inch, pound, or load size?

Do you give discounts to the elderly? What kind of insurance is required to pound on a 90 year old woman while her 93 year old husband with a heart condition watches you?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/14/2012 07:33 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
Well I do have a little problem.
So you join the couple and go to town?
 Quoting: natasha77


I GUIDE the couple through their sexual exploration. Sometimes I will even wear a mask, so as to take myself out of the equation as much as possible. I am merely a tool to help them achieve their sexual wants and have a long and healthy relationship.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25968124


How's the money?
When you train, do you do hands on?
 Quoting: natasha77


The money is excellent and I have been able to move my office into downtown St. Petersburg. I have numerous clients from around Europe who are willing to pay anything to overcome their issues of sexual intimacy.

I protect my clients privacy and will not go into detail about our sessions here, but some couples have intimacy problems that are so bad, they have never seen each other naked.
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2012 07:38 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
So what are your qualifications? I mean how does one get qualified?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/14/2012 07:42 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
So you teach wives how to give their husbands blow jobs? How many cocks, would you say, on average do you smoke through on a typical work week? And do you get paid by the inch, pound, or load size?

Do you give discounts to the elderly? What kind of insurance is required to pound on a 90 year old woman while her 93 year old husband with a heart condition watches you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27302733


I have couples of all ages, however, most are under 30. I have found that older couples suffer far less than younger couples when it comes to sexual intimacy. Older couples know how to please their partners through long association and habit. But like everyone else, they feel that they are "missing" something and come to me to help them learn the new "fads."

I assure them that since ancient Babylon, there are no new fads and that everything done sexually today by partners has been done before, with minor differences.

I will show them minor differences and usually they find they don't need to incorporate them into their sexual routine.


I will show younger wives how to please their husbands, they need to be shown step-by-step often times, so damaging are their intimacy problems.
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11/14/2012 07:46 PM
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KHAAAAN!!!


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FUCK YOU ANDY!!!

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11/14/2012 07:47 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
So what are your qualifications? I mean how does one get qualified?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16476271


I am a licensed sex therapist and have my degree in psychology. I recently started helping couples as a sexual surrogate and have a new office in St. Petersburg.

It depends on the course of study in your country. But I would assume you would have to take courses in human psychology or sexuality, at the very least.

And then of course you have to love close human contact!
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11/14/2012 07:50 PM
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[liveleak] [link to www.liveleak.com]
natasha77

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11/14/2012 07:50 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
So you must be gay or bi.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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11/14/2012 07:51 PM
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Re: I am a Sex Surrogate, you have questions?
I protect my clients privacy and will not go into detail about our sessions here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25968124


So you created a thread to tell us that you can't tell us anything.

Riigggttt

drevil
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Well, what exactly did you want to know? Curiosity is OK! It is what brings in my clients.





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