SOS to God!

Please God, send a spaceship asap & rapture the Christians. I know this is what they want, so please God, do us a big favor & remove them.

Please spare us from the torture they are inflicting on your other children, you know, the rest of the population on this planet that are not like them.

Perhaps God, you could find them their own little planet tucked far, far away in a distant galaxy, so they can argue and battle with superiority over each other.

Please hear my prayer God.

One of your frustrated children.