Donate $ and I will save your precious "Twinkie"

I will come out with a more toxic, longer lasting Twinkie.

We will call them Winkies and sell them in Regular, Jumbo and Mini Sizes.



WALKALALALALALALAL!!!!!

Send me your credit card numbers, Gold watches, Jewelery, Property Deed's and I will create and ship you so many artery bombs Ill have you shooting insulin by the end of the week.

So GLP.

Wanna have a taste of my winkie ;)



Warning Winkies may cause Spontaneous Abortion, Heart problems, Hairloss, Involuntary Diarrhea, Kidney stones, Sudden Blindness, A desire to mow your lawn at 12:00am, And carnivorous sperm.