Whats Sex like?

it's like being thirsty.

before you drink there's nothing you want more.

after, it's like nothing you want less.

HOW Can you BS Flag that?!

If you ever intend to try it, my first suggestion is not to refer to your manhood as a "pipi". Seriously? What are you, 12? lol

It's like masturbating, but there's someone else involved.

You want it so bad.

Then you get it then your like "you slept with me? your gross get away from me"

Girls are slimy and smelly anyways.

JK!

I could screw ALL day. Take lots of pills snort lots of drugs drink lots of beer and keep screwin cus it wont ever last.

First time is awkward. Not very good and is over in an instant. It's like anything else you wanna get good at....you have to practice. You get out of it what you put into it.

Crack cocaine. Starts FANTASTIC, is pretty good, is ok, gets me through the day.

Sex. Lousy, good, great, awesome, FANTASTIC, now im old and it sucks again.


Sex. The only thing in existence that gets better before it gets worse.

Good question.... what's the closest thing that doesn't involve a pie?

When you are sooooo curious why do you not
spend a few Bucks are try it,
there is no other "Research" that is coming that cheap!

Use a Condom,
no kisses!

LOL no that's the best

and so does she

The Abbo's were the only primitive race to have never made the connection between sex and babies when the white man arrived to kill him.
"We goin feeshin for yabees in da reever boss!"

:fhbszff:

get some flour and water and make a dough ball and then fuck it

Why would you put your clam inside a girl?


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Curious?

Really, a Cockle controversy?

Personally I prefer blow jobs when it's from random hookups, especially if they're good at it. Sex has its ups and down, but if it's with someone you love it can be great.

Sounds Legit

sex is overrated.
I personally still prefer to masturbate.
Not because sex isnt good but it come's with a lot of baggage not to mention hours of endless talking and after 12+ years of marriage you pray for jack time lol