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My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?

 
Old MacDonald

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11/28/2012 02:20 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I hope she means in the park type swinging because she is a rather timid lass. What should I do if its the other swinging?
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LEAVE...NOW..while you DONT HAVE HERPES OR AIDS.

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He may already be infected.

She has been cheating on him for some time, and now wants to involve him in infidelity so when they both come down with an STD, then she can blame him.

She's cheating. The marriage is over. She is tired of you.
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clappa

sideways
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
CREAM PUFF
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
Big women need loving too. I'll hook up with you cream puff. Where u located ? Fat or skinny, I'm not picky
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Orlando Florida and where are you?This makes me feel dirty.
Desert Fox

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11/28/2012 02:22 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
You don't have a "Wife", have never even seen a female naked in real life and are a greasy faced fat little douchebag, who probably never will, if you don't get off your computer, go finish your homework and quit being an immature jerkoff...there you go, that's your future...
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Old MacDonald

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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
Big women need loving too. I'll hook up with you cream puff. Where u located ? Fat or skinny, I'm not picky
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Orlando Florida and where are you?This makes me feel dirty.
 Quoting: CREAM PUFF 1013165


jerkit

Right now, in his bathroom with his Ipad
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2012 02:25 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
Shits going down anyway.Just Do it and have some fun.Just keep it sexual and not emotional(hard for people to do).Good luck,it usualy wont work out.
Charlie X (OP)
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11/28/2012 02:27 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
She did mention to me that she felt I was cuckoo, but she isnt making sense herself lately.
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11/28/2012 02:27 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I hope she means in the park type swinging because she is a rather timid lass. What should I do if its the other swinging?
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If its the other swinging...I suggest you think about it REAL hard. There are way more negatives than positive.
CREAM PUFF
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11/28/2012 02:28 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
OP think your wife would like to try a three some.
I like girls also.
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11/28/2012 02:29 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
About 16 hours away from you...Reading,PA

Don't feel dirty.
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11/28/2012 02:30 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I hope she means in the park type swinging because she is a rather timid lass. What should I do if its the other swinging?
 Quoting: Charlie X 28647410


How long have you been with her and how much do you trust her?

One of two things can happen... either you guys do it and she ends up sneaking around afterwards thus hurting your trust even more or she will continue being faithful to you, do this as a way to explore, and your trust towards each other will grow stronger.

These idiots that go around saying that she is cheating on you know nothing. I have known good friends that have done this and their marriage is beautiful. Sex does not always have to mean love is attached to it. It is a carnal human desire.

Humans were built to multiply... that means the man would sleep with as many women as he could to spread his genetic seed. The woman would have many partners as the man would as well. It is hard wired into us and is the reason why so many people cheat nowadays. We love sex... no doubt about it.

The hard part in todays society though it that culture has been crafted with the "Hes mine, shes mine" mentality and this type of behavior does not suit our current social structure. If you are to do it, you need to really really really really talk and be secure with what you are about to do and be honest with each other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20053617


You are a fool.


If you are a godly man you would not even entertain the thought of swapping sex partners. You bring the destruction of your sanity and your soul upon you.

Adultery is the only excuse Jesus gives for divorce.


This also includes divorcing yourself from Him.
 Quoting: Passin' Through


Did I ever say I was a godly man? No, I did not. I have my own moral code and do my best to do good in the world in my own way. I don't need an antiquated religion that borrows its religious teachings from ancient sumerian tablets to tell me that I am wrong.
CREAM PUFF
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11/28/2012 02:31 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
About 16 hours away from you...Reading,PA

Don't feel dirty.
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Wow thats so far away sweety.Are you single?
Old MacDonald

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11/28/2012 02:31 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
OP think your wife would like to try a three some.
I like girls also.
 Quoting: CREAM PUFF 1013165


sockpuppet

Cleanup time

jerkit

Is over
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Desert Fox

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11/28/2012 02:32 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I hope she means in the park type swinging because she is a rather timid lass. What should I do if its the other swinging?
 Quoting: Charlie X 28647410


How long have you been with her and how much do you trust her?

One of two things can happen... either you guys do it and she ends up sneaking around afterwards thus hurting your trust even more or she will continue being faithful to you, do this as a way to explore, and your trust towards each other will grow stronger.

These idiots that go around saying that she is cheating on you know nothing. I have known good friends that have done this and their marriage is beautiful. Sex does not always have to mean love is attached to it. It is a carnal human desire.

Humans were built to multiply... that means the man would sleep with as many women as he could to spread his genetic seed. The woman would have many partners as the man would as well. It is hard wired into us and is the reason why so many people cheat nowadays. We love sex... no doubt about it.

The hard part in todays society though it that culture has been crafted with the "Hes mine, shes mine" mentality and this type of behavior does not suit our current social structure. If you are to do it, you need to really really really really talk and be secure with what you are about to do and be honest with each other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20053617


You are a fool.


If you are a godly man you would not even entertain the thought of swapping sex partners. You bring the destruction of your sanity and your soul upon you.

Adultery is the only excuse Jesus gives for divorce.


This also includes divorcing yourself from Him.
 Quoting: Passin' Through


Did I ever say I was a godly man? No, I did not. I have my own moral code and do my best to do good in the world in my own way. I don't need an antiquated religion that borrows its religious teachings from ancient sumerian tablets to tell me that I am wrong.
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Wow, took two pages to get God involved. Has to be a record.
:TOMABANEFOX:
It's more humane this way ya know, or burn on totem pole. Choice is yours.
MarkinAZ

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11/28/2012 02:33 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
Unless you are ready for A: A whole hell of a lot of marriage counseling, and a whole lot of individual therapy, or B: a divorce or C: Both. Do NOT go for it.

We tried it and it took an already shaking marriage and pushed it down the tubes. Man doesn't do well seeing other men fuck his wife. Women don't seem to feel much differently about it, either. What you think is "cool" and what you think you "can handle" may not turn out to be the things you thought they were!

Trust me on this one. Sex and marriage hasn't changed much over the last 30 years. Men are still men an women are still women. Seeing your mate, your partner in life, etc., with someone else does things to your head that you may NEVER get over. And to hers, too!

Spice up your own sex life at home. Try screwing in the car, in the yard, at a party in a friends bathroom, or in public if you can mange to do it and not get caught.

But don't go the "swinger" route. It does damage you cannot begin to understand to some people anyway.

Last Edited by MarkinAZ on 11/28/2012 02:35 PM
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How long have you been with her and how much do you trust her?

One of two things can happen... either you guys do it and she ends up sneaking around afterwards thus hurting your trust even more or she will continue being faithful to you, do this as a way to explore, and your trust towards each other will grow stronger.

These idiots that go around saying that she is cheating on you know nothing. I have known good friends that have done this and their marriage is beautiful. Sex does not always have to mean love is attached to it. It is a carnal human desire.

Humans were built to multiply... that means the man would sleep with as many women as he could to spread his genetic seed. The woman would have many partners as the man would as well. It is hard wired into us and is the reason why so many people cheat nowadays. We love sex... no doubt about it.

The hard part in todays society though it that culture has been crafted with the "Hes mine, shes mine" mentality and this type of behavior does not suit our current social structure. If you are to do it, you need to really really really really talk and be secure with what you are about to do and be honest with each other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20053617


You are a fool.


If you are a godly man you would not even entertain the thought of swapping sex partners. You bring the destruction of your sanity and your soul upon you.

Adultery is the only excuse Jesus gives for divorce.


This also includes divorcing yourself from Him.
 Quoting: Passin' Through


Did I ever say I was a godly man? No, I did not. I have my own moral code and do my best to do good in the world in my own way. I don't need an antiquated religion that borrows its religious teachings from ancient sumerian tablets to tell me that I am wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20053617

Wow, took two pages to get God involved. Has to be a record.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


I knew it would happen. There is always a religious zealot trying to press their ideals onto others. They have their religion, thats fine. I respect ones personal freedoms. It is the idiots that go out and try to make people feel horrible for the way that others live.

My one rule is... don't be a dick. Do what you want as long as it isn't hurting the other person.
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You are a fool.


If you are a godly man you would not even entertain the thought of swapping sex partners. You bring the destruction of your sanity and your soul upon you.

Adultery is the only excuse Jesus gives for divorce.


This also includes divorcing yourself from Him.
 Quoting: Passin' Through


Did I ever say I was a godly man? No, I did not. I have my own moral code and do my best to do good in the world in my own way. I don't need an antiquated religion that borrows its religious teachings from ancient sumerian tablets to tell me that I am wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20053617

Wow, took two pages to get God involved. Has to be a record.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


I knew it would happen. There is always a religious zealot trying to press their ideals onto others. They have their religion, thats fine. I respect ones personal freedoms. It is the idiots that go out and try to make people feel horrible for the way that others live.

My one rule is... don't be a dick. Do what you want as long as it isn't hurting the other person.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20053617


Yup
:TOMABANEFOX:
It's more humane this way ya know, or burn on totem pole. Choice is yours.
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11/28/2012 02:35 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
Ew, ho...

Seriously when has this EVER worked. It ALWAYS hurts SOMEONE and is what selfish people engage in
CREAM PUFF
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11/28/2012 02:38 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
You men are so soft ,try living a little.Sex is fun.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
OP she could be already guzzling someone elses Goo ?
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11/28/2012 02:39 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I have a small penis and finish once the panties drop ... Just to give you a heads up though. I might get a boob squeeze or two in though... You might like that
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11/28/2012 02:41 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I will swing with you guys OP.I am 5 9 redhead 19 yrs old.
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... 350 pounds. Do you know where to buy the industrial sized bags of flour?
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NO NO SORRY SWEETY 110 LBS
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I lov redheads.

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