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Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life

 
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Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
Mysterious group publish the identity of the Biblical Tree of Life opening the first seal of Apocalypse.



This day, November 28 2012 we open the first seal of Apocalypse.

We reveal the identity of the Tree of Life that was in paradise before the Man was expelled.

If you eat it's fruit you will live 120 years and you will be young, so when you turn 80 years old you will be as young and strong as a 30 years old man of today.

If you are 70 years old and eat this fruit you will be turned into a young man in his twenties.

So the life of a man will be 120 years if he eats this fruit.

And any disease will be cured by eating this fruit.


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[link to portugal-the-kingdom-of-god.blogspot.com]
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op you serious? The fig tree?
The Tree of life isnt a tree op
Gospel of St. John:



THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE.
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
Mysterious group publish the identity of the Biblical Tree of Life opening the first seal of Apocalypse.



This day, November 28 2012 we open the first seal of Apocalypse.

We reveal the identity of the Tree of Life that was in paradise before the Man was expelled.

If you eat it's fruit you will live 120 years and you will be young, so when you turn 80 years old you will be as young and strong as a 30 years old man of today.

If you are 70 years old and eat this fruit you will be turned into a young man in his twenties.

So the life of a man will be 120 years if he eats this fruit.

And any disease will be cured by eating this fruit.


Source

[link to portugal-the-kingdom-of-god.blogspot.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28596151


I eat figs all the time..HOW COME ITS NOT WORKING?
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
If you want to live 120 years as the Bible says, you must comply with the 7 requirements that are in the Bible.

Those orders are 7

1- You must not eat again the fruit of the tree of evil (the Apple)

2- You must not drink alcohol and vinegar again, never.

3-

4-

5-

6-

7-
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
they are revealing only 2 of those requirements, the Cathedral of Fatima must be built first.
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
7- Drink the Koolaid on 21st December 2012

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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
op you serious? The fig tree?
The Tree of life isnt a tree op
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Jesus hates figs....
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
The Tree of Life sits in Jerusalem where the Temple Mount is. It cannot be seen by the human eye as it is guarded by angels. But one day, it will be restored to human senses. Just watch and see.
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
Wow! Figs make you live longer! In this case, fig wasps should be ETERNAL, since they hatch in figs, grow inside figs(eating it), then become adult wasps and crawl out, then eat more figs and lay eggs inside to the process repeat.

Let me be the first:
bsflag
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
rofl
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
op you serious? The fig tree?
The Tree of life isnt a tree op
 Quoting: wildhoney


Jesus hates figs....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 192998


lol..
Gospel of St. John:



THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE.
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
Those Franciscan Monks predicted the Last 2 miracles of the sun and the last earthquake of Italy


Thread: Apocalypse begins: Portuguese monks predict miracle of the sun and destruction of Rome
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
If you want to live 120 years as the Bible says, you must comply with the 7 requirements that are in the Bible.

Those orders are 7

1- You must not eat again the fruit of the tree of evil (the Apple)

2- You must not drink alcohol and vinegar again, never.

3-

4-

5-

6-

7-
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How about eating salt and vinegar potato chips?
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2- You must not drink alcohol and vinegar again, never.

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Ok. this won't work for me because I love both. This life is just temporary. i'm helping who I can, trying to live a good and honest life. If this is not good enough for whoever is running the show, then they can just kill me/throw me into eternal damnation/etc. I did the best I could with what I was given and tried to be a good person. I'll go to that damnation with my head up. New gen of martyr.
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
...I can't afford figs O.P. sooo how about some fig newtons instead...?
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
Mysterious group publish the identity of the Biblical Tree of Life opening the first seal of Apocalypse.



This day, November 28 2012 we open the first seal of Apocalypse.

We reveal the identity of the Tree of Life that was in paradise before the Man was expelled.

If you eat it's fruit you will live 120 years and you will be young, so when you turn 80 years old you will be as young and strong as a 30 years old man of today.

If you are 70 years old and eat this fruit you will be turned into a young man in his twenties.

So the life of a man will be 120 years if he eats this fruit.

And any disease will be cured by eating this fruit.


Source

[link to portugal-the-kingdom-of-god.blogspot.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28596151



no secret to educated humans: go vegan!
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
i just eat fag butts , im now 258 year old , works for me .
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
op you serious? The fig tree?
The Tree of life isnt a tree op
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Jesus hates figs....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 192998


I thought Jesus hates F A G S

I know there is a thread around here with that title.. Searching right now
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
If you want to live 120 years as the Bible says, you must comply with the 7 requirements that are in the Bible.

Those orders are 7

1- You must not eat again the fruit of the tree of evil (the Apple)

2- You must not drink alcohol and vinegar again, never.

3-

4-

5-

6-

7-
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28596151


1- You must not eat again the fruit of the tree of evil (the Apple)

2- You must not drink alcohol and vinegar again, never.

3- You must take it up the bum by their pristhood

4- You must not allow any thinking to be done by your brain.

5- You must hand over all your cash to the brotherhood.

6- You must not wank more than sixteen times a day

7- You must renounce all connection to reality and have sex with little boys a lot.

Wow..I just described the vast majority of all religions.
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
kinda makes you think twice about "Fig Newtons" now, huh?

Sir Issac Newton?

The apple?

Gravity?


Yellow?
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Re: Apocalypse begins: mysterious group reveals the Biblical Tree of Life
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