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User ID: 25610447 United States 11/29/2012 02:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey WASHINGTON, D.C.- Ex-CIA Director General David Petraeus went to Capital Hill today to meet with lawmakers and spill his guts about an affair he had with television mogul and billionaire Oprah Winfrey. The four star general sat in front of a microphone and spoke candidly to members of Congress. “I apologize to the nation and its citizens for my actions,” said Petraeus somberly. “My affair with Oprah Winfrey was hot and steamy, yes, but in no way did I ever compromise classified top secret data to her at any time. National security was never compromised while Oprah and myself were banging each other senseless.” The ex-CIA director was grilled by senators about the incident, some even asking for specific details. “So what you’re saying is you and Ms. Winfrey had relations, am I getting this right?” asked Senator John McCain of Arizona. “Please tell this chamber how Ms. Winfrey likes it? Does she like it rough? The reason I ask is because the American public has a right to know all the details of what the CIA Director was doing and with whom [ link to inothernewz.com] :glp sign: |
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User ID: 25610447 United States 11/29/2012 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey i'm still laughing , this story made me spit out my :glp sign: |
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User ID: 25610447 United States 11/29/2012 02:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey no one find this funny? :glp sign: |
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User ID: 25610447 United States 11/29/2012 02:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey :glp sign: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28277398 United States 11/29/2012 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey hahaha that's awesome! Just imagining those two doing the dirty deed is hilarious (and scary!) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16919390 United States 11/29/2012 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey Sounds like beastiality to me... |
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User ID: 25610447 United States 11/29/2012 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey
hahaha that's awesome! Just imagining those two doing the dirty deed is hilarious (and scary!)
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28277398 :glp sign: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28277398 United States 11/30/2012 06:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey Might be considered beastiality, lol, you're right. Who do you think would be on top? eww gross! |
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Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey He would have had to tie a two-by-four across his ass to keep from falling in. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa
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User ID: 28641059 United States 11/30/2012 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey First: shock Then: Last Edited by natasha77 on 11/30/2012 06:48 PMSPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28736085 United States 11/30/2012 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey He threw the BB down the hallway ! |
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User ID: 1486553 11/30/2012 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey Tell me what this tastes like... |
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User ID: 1486553 11/30/2012 07:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey He would have had to tie a two-by-four across his ass to keep from falling in. Quoting: last one Tell me what this tastes like... |
Carshy McCarsh
User ID: 1486553 11/30/2012 07:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey + This is IMPOTENT! Tell me what this tastes like... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21708090 United States 11/30/2012 07:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING: General David Petraeus Admits To Having An Affair With Oprah Winfrey no one find this funny? Quoting: JUST.HERE the story is mildly entertaining perhaps but not funny you however i find funny |