Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 2,652 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 368,602
Pageviews Today: 1,093,081Threads Today: 534Posts Today: 10,703
02:19 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

GLP-Jukebox

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76022931
United States
01/10/2018 07:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76022931
United States
01/10/2018 07:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
funbox

User ID: 72324103
United Kingdom
01/10/2018 07:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
Good one :)
I could post Douglas Adams' references all night..one of my favorite trilogies
 Quoting: TunedOut


feel free , i think this jukebox is multifaceted enough to cope, if not we can attach a Bambleweeny 57 Submeson brain.. should do the trick .. my favorite quote:~

ASTRONOMY.

And a watchman looking at half a dozen lanterns, where a street's been torn up.

There are gas lights and kerosene lamps and electric lights in the neighborhood: matches flaring, fires in stoves, bonfires, house afire somewhere; lights of automobiles, illuminated signs --

The watchman and his one little system.

Ethics.

And some young ladies and the dear old professor of a very "select" seminary.

Drugs and divorce and rape: venereal diseases, drunkenness, murder --

Excluded.

The prim and the precise, or the exact, the homogeneous, the single, the puritanic, the mathematic, the pure, the perfect. We can have illusion of this state -- but only by disregarding its infinite denials. It's a drop of milk afloat in acid that's eating it. The positive swamped by the negative. So it is in intermediateness, where only to "be" positive is to generate corresponding and, perhaps, equal negativeness. In our acceptance, it is, in quasi-existence, premonitory, or pre-natal, or pre-awakening consciousness of a real existence.

But this consciousness of realness is the greatest resistance to efforts to realize or to become real -- because it is feeling that realness has been attained. Our antagonism is not to Science, but to the attitude of the sciences that they have finally realized; or to belief, instead of acceptance; to the insufficiency, which, as we have seen over and over, amounts to paltriness and puerility, of scientific dogmas and standards. Or, if several persons start out to Chicago, and get to Buffalo, and one be under the delusion that Buffalo is Chicago, that one will be a resistance to the progress of the others.

So astronomy and its seemingly exact, little system --

But data we shall have of round worlds and spindle-shaped worlds, and worlds shaped like a wheel; worlds like titanic pruning hooks; [154/155] worlds linked together by streaming filaments; solitary worlds, and worlds in hordes: tremendous worlds and tiny worlds: some of them made of material like the material of this earth; and worlds that are geometric super-constructions made of iron and steel --

Or not only fall from the sky of ashes and cinders and coke and charcoal and oily substances that suggest fuel -- but the masses of iron that have fallen upon this earth.

Wrecks and flotsam and fragments of vast iron constructions --

Or steel. Sooner or later we shall have to take up an expression that fragments of steel have fallen from the sky. If fragments not of iron, but of steel, have fallen upon this earth --

But what would a deep-sea fish learn even if a steel plate of a wrecked vessel above him should drop and bump him on the nose?

Our submergence in a sea of conventionality of almost impenetrable density.

Sometimes I'm a savage who has found something on the beach of his island. Sometimes I'm a deep-sea fish with a sore nose.

The greatest of mysteries:

Why don't they ever come here, or send here, openly?

Of course there's nothing to that mystery if we don't take so seriously the notion -- that we must be interesting. It's probably for moral reasons that they stay away -- but even so, there must be some degraded ones among them.

Or physical reasons:

When we can specially take up that subject, one of our leading ideas, or credulities, will be that near approach by another world to this world would be catastrophic: that navigable worlds would avoid proximity; that others that have survived have organized into protective remotenesses, or orbits which approximate to regularity, though by no means to the degree of popular supposition.

But the persistence of the notion that we must be interesting. Bugs and germs and things like that: they're interesting to us: some of them are too interesting.

Dangers of near approach -- nevertheless our own ships that dare not venture close onto a rocky shore can send rowboats ashore --

Why not diplomatic relations established between the United States and Cyclorea -- which, in our advanced astronomy, is the name of a remarkable wheel-shaped world or super-construction? Why not missionaries sent here openly to convert us from our barbarous prohibitions and other taboos, and to prepare the way for a good trade in ultra-bibles and super-whiskeys; fortunes made in [155/156] selling us cast-off super-fineries, which we'd take to like an African chief to some one's old silk hat from New York or London?

The answer that occurs to me is so simple that it seems immediately acceptable, if we accept that the obvious is the solution of all problems, or if most of our perplexities consist in laboriously and painfully conceiving of the unanswerable, and then looking for answers -- using such words as "obvious" and "solution" conventionally --

Or:

Would we, if we could, educate and sophisticate pigs, geese, cattle?

Would it be wise to establish diplomatic relation with the hen that now functions, satisfied with mere sense of achievement by way of compensation?

I think we're property.

I should say we belong to something:

That once upon a time, this earth was No-man's Land, that other worlds explored and colonized here, and fought among themselves for possession, but that now it's owned by something:

That something owns this earth -- all others warned off.

Nothing in our own times -- perhaps -- because I am thinking of certain notes I have -- has ever appeared upon this earth, from somewhere else, so openly as Columbus landed upon San Salvador, or as Hudson sailed up his river. But as to surreptitious visits to this earth, in recent times, or as to emissaries, perhaps, from other worlds, or voyagers who have shown every indication of intent to evade or avoid, we shall have data as convincing as our data of oil or coal-burning aerial super-constructions.

But, in this vast subject, I shall have to do considerable neglecting or disregarding, myself. I don't see how I can, in this book, take up all the subject of possible use of humanity to some other mode of existence, or the flattering notion that we can possibly be worth something.

Pigs, geese, cattle.

First find out they are owned.

Then find out the whyness of it.

I suspect that, after all, we're useful -- that among contesting claimants, adjustment has occurred, or that something now has a legal right to us, by force, or by having paid out analogues of beads for us to former, more primitive, owners of us -- all others warned off -- that all this has been known, perhaps for ages, to certain ones [156/157] upon this earth, a cult or order, members of which function like bellwethers to the rest of us, or as superior slaves or overseers, directing us in accordance with instructions received -- from Somewhere else -- in our mysterious usefulness.

But I accept that, in the past, before proprietorship was established, inhabitants of a host of other worlds have -- dropped here, hopped here, wafted, sailed, flown, motored -- walked here, for all I know -- been pulled here, been pushed; have come singly, have come in enormous numbers; have visited occasionally, have visited periodically for hunting, trading, replenishing harems, mining: have been unable to stay here, have established colonies here, have been lost here; far-advanced peoples, or things, and primitive peoples or whatever they were: white ones, black ones, yellow ones --

I have a very convincing datum that the ancient Britons were blue ones.
Charles Hoy Fort the book of the damned

*er..*
funbox
:odear:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74659231
Canada
01/10/2018 08:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74659231
Canada
01/10/2018 08:04 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
Good one :)
I could post Douglas Adams' references all night..one of my favorite trilogies
 Quoting: TunedOut


feel free , i think this jukebox is multifaceted enough to cope, if not we can attach a Bambleweeny 57 Submeson brain.. should do the trick .. my favorite quote:~

ASTRONOMY.

And a watchman looking at half a dozen lanterns, where a street's been torn up.

There are gas lights and kerosene lamps and electric lights in the neighborhood: matches flaring, fires in stoves, bonfires, house afire somewhere; lights of automobiles, illuminated signs --

The watchman and his one little system.

Ethics.

And some young ladies and the dear old professor of a very "select" seminary.

Drugs and divorce and rape: venereal diseases, drunkenness, murder --

Excluded.

The prim and the precise, or the exact, the homogeneous, the single, the puritanic, the mathematic, the pure, the perfect. We can have illusion of this state -- but only by disregarding its infinite denials. It's a drop of milk afloat in acid that's eating it. The positive swamped by the negative. So it is in intermediateness, where only to "be" positive is to generate corresponding and, perhaps, equal negativeness. In our acceptance, it is, in quasi-existence, premonitory, or pre-natal, or pre-awakening consciousness of a real existence.

But this consciousness of realness is the greatest resistance to efforts to realize or to become real -- because it is feeling that realness has been attained. Our antagonism is not to Science, but to the attitude of the sciences that they have finally realized; or to belief, instead of acceptance; to the insufficiency, which, as we have seen over and over, amounts to paltriness and puerility, of scientific dogmas and standards. Or, if several persons start out to Chicago, and get to Buffalo, and one be under the delusion that Buffalo is Chicago, that one will be a resistance to the progress of the others.

So astronomy and its seemingly exact, little system --

But data we shall have of round worlds and spindle-shaped worlds, and worlds shaped like a wheel; worlds like titanic pruning hooks; [154/155] worlds linked together by streaming filaments; solitary worlds, and worlds in hordes: tremendous worlds and tiny worlds: some of them made of material like the material of this earth; and worlds that are geometric super-constructions made of iron and steel --

Or not only fall from the sky of ashes and cinders and coke and charcoal and oily substances that suggest fuel -- but the masses of iron that have fallen upon this earth.

Wrecks and flotsam and fragments of vast iron constructions --

Or steel. Sooner or later we shall have to take up an expression that fragments of steel have fallen from the sky. If fragments not of iron, but of steel, have fallen upon this earth --

But what would a deep-sea fish learn even if a steel plate of a wrecked vessel above him should drop and bump him on the nose?

Our submergence in a sea of conventionality of almost impenetrable density.

Sometimes I'm a savage who has found something on the beach of his island. Sometimes I'm a deep-sea fish with a sore nose.

The greatest of mysteries:

Why don't they ever come here, or send here, openly?

Of course there's nothing to that mystery if we don't take so seriously the notion -- that we must be interesting. It's probably for moral reasons that they stay away -- but even so, there must be some degraded ones among them.

Or physical reasons:

When we can specially take up that subject, one of our leading ideas, or credulities, will be that near approach by another world to this world would be catastrophic: that navigable worlds would avoid proximity; that others that have survived have organized into protective remotenesses, or orbits which approximate to regularity, though by no means to the degree of popular supposition.

But the persistence of the notion that we must be interesting. Bugs and germs and things like that: they're interesting to us: some of them are too interesting.

Dangers of near approach -- nevertheless our own ships that dare not venture close onto a rocky shore can send rowboats ashore --

Why not diplomatic relations established between the United States and Cyclorea -- which, in our advanced astronomy, is the name of a remarkable wheel-shaped world or super-construction? Why not missionaries sent here openly to convert us from our barbarous prohibitions and other taboos, and to prepare the way for a good trade in ultra-bibles and super-whiskeys; fortunes made in [155/156] selling us cast-off super-fineries, which we'd take to like an African chief to some one's old silk hat from New York or London?

The answer that occurs to me is so simple that it seems immediately acceptable, if we accept that the obvious is the solution of all problems, or if most of our perplexities consist in laboriously and painfully conceiving of the unanswerable, and then looking for answers -- using such words as "obvious" and "solution" conventionally --

Or:

Would we, if we could, educate and sophisticate pigs, geese, cattle?

Would it be wise to establish diplomatic relation with the hen that now functions, satisfied with mere sense of achievement by way of compensation?

I think we're property.

I should say we belong to something:

That once upon a time, this earth was No-man's Land, that other worlds explored and colonized here, and fought among themselves for possession, but that now it's owned by something:

That something owns this earth -- all others warned off.

Nothing in our own times -- perhaps -- because I am thinking of certain notes I have -- has ever appeared upon this earth, from somewhere else, so openly as Columbus landed upon San Salvador, or as Hudson sailed up his river. But as to surreptitious visits to this earth, in recent times, or as to emissaries, perhaps, from other worlds, or voyagers who have shown every indication of intent to evade or avoid, we shall have data as convincing as our data of oil or coal-burning aerial super-constructions.

But, in this vast subject, I shall have to do considerable neglecting or disregarding, myself. I don't see how I can, in this book, take up all the subject of possible use of humanity to some other mode of existence, or the flattering notion that we can possibly be worth something.

Pigs, geese, cattle.

First find out they are owned.

Then find out the whyness of it.

I suspect that, after all, we're useful -- that among contesting claimants, adjustment has occurred, or that something now has a legal right to us, by force, or by having paid out analogues of beads for us to former, more primitive, owners of us -- all others warned off -- that all this has been known, perhaps for ages, to certain ones [156/157] upon this earth, a cult or order, members of which function like bellwethers to the rest of us, or as superior slaves or overseers, directing us in accordance with instructions received -- from Somewhere else -- in our mysterious usefulness.

But I accept that, in the past, before proprietorship was established, inhabitants of a host of other worlds have -- dropped here, hopped here, wafted, sailed, flown, motored -- walked here, for all I know -- been pulled here, been pushed; have come singly, have come in enormous numbers; have visited occasionally, have visited periodically for hunting, trading, replenishing harems, mining: have been unable to stay here, have established colonies here, have been lost here; far-advanced peoples, or things, and primitive peoples or whatever they were: white ones, black ones, yellow ones --

I have a very convincing datum that the ancient Britons were blue ones.
Charles Hoy Fort the book of the damned

*er..*
funbox
 Quoting: funbox


Nice, fun in the box always. To put it shortly, ya said it

beer2
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 70663772
United States
01/10/2018 08:06 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
jukebox confessional time...

I grew up on 80s/90s rock primarily and I can't fucking stand Pearl Jam.

Hearing Eddie Vedder's voice makes me want to gouge my ears out.

I can't explain it, and it's never made any sense to anyone who knows my varied taste in music, it just is what it is 1dunno1

But this particular jukebox, lol, this one I can drop a dime for others to hear and not have to hear it myself :Þ


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74659231
Canada
01/10/2018 08:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
I thought blue eyes, were a recessive gene. I do

funbox

User ID: 72324103
United Kingdom
01/10/2018 08:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
Good one :)
I could post Douglas Adams' references all night..one of my favorite trilogies
 Quoting: TunedOut


feel free , i think this jukebox is multifaceted enough to cope, if not we can attach a Bambleweeny 57 Submeson brain.. should do the trick .. my favorite quote:~


*er..*
funbox
 Quoting: funbox


Nice, fun in the box always. To put it shortly, ya said it

beer2
 Quoting: Nice Boots Billy


most certainly an influence on Adams, Mr Boots :D, definatly a key in his imagination , *chuckles* triple breasted whore of eroticon Six must be a sight for sore eyes :D

funbox
:odear:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74659231
Canada
01/10/2018 08:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
Good one :)
I could post Douglas Adams' references all night..one of my favorite trilogies
 Quoting: TunedOut


feel free , i think this jukebox is multifaceted enough to cope, if not we can attach a Bambleweeny 57 Submeson brain.. should do the trick .. my favorite quote:~


*er..*
funbox
 Quoting: funbox


Nice, fun in the box always. To put it shortly, ya said it

beer2
 Quoting: Nice Boots Billy


most certainly an influence on Adams, Mr Boots :D, definatly a key in his imagination , *chuckles* triple breasted whore of eroticon Six must be a sight for sore eyes :D

funbox
 Quoting: funbox


Sounds like Alice man
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74659231
Canada
01/10/2018 08:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 70663772
United States
01/10/2018 08:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
I thought blue eyes, were a recessive gene. I do


 Quoting: Nice Boots Billy


one of these days, I'm getting that laser surgery that removes iris pigment to revert brown eyes back to blue, but I only want it done to my left eye

I may, at some point, entertain having the sclera of that eye tattooed blue too, time will tell...


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 75982897
United States
01/10/2018 08:17 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 70663772
United States
01/10/2018 08:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
funbox

User ID: 72324103
United Kingdom
01/10/2018 08:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
*a Tenticle slithers up to pet the pussy*

...


feel free , i think this jukebox is multifaceted enough to cope, if not we can attach a Bambleweeny 57 Submeson brain.. should do the trick .. my favorite quote:~


*er..*
funbox
 Quoting: funbox


Nice, fun in the box always. To put it shortly, ya said it

beer2
 Quoting: Nice Boots Billy


most certainly an influence on Adams, Mr Boots :D, definatly a key in his imagination , *chuckles* triple breasted whore of eroticon Six must be a sight for sore eyes :D

funbox
 Quoting: funbox


Sounds like Alice man
 Quoting: Nice Boots Billy


Aliceman ?,like Eccentrica Gallumbits elaborate :D


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

funbox

Last Edited by funbox on 01/10/2018 08:23 PM
:odear:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74659231
Canada
01/10/2018 08:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
I thought blue eyes, were a recessive gene. I do


 Quoting: Nice Boots Billy


one of these days, I'm getting that laser surgery that removes iris pigment to revert brown eyes back to blue, but I only want it done to my left eye

I may, at some point, entertain having the sclera of that eye tattooed blue too, time will tell...


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Dunecat


I'd be happy just to see, like we do here if you know what I mean. I opened my eyes here long time ago, and I'll keep trying to learn my friend

poorjohnny
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 70663772
United States
01/10/2018 08:26 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74659231
Canada
01/10/2018 08:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
spanky-waitn
funbox

User ID: 72324103
United Kingdom
01/10/2018 08:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
 Quoting: Dunecat



[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

*wangers and tenticles get all twisted*

funbox
:odear:
funbox

User ID: 72324103
United Kingdom
01/10/2018 08:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

but i got my eyes on what DC's Thanos is getting upto :D


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

funbox
:odear:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74659231
Canada
01/10/2018 08:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74659231
Canada
01/10/2018 08:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox

:Spiked:
catfilenails
funbox

User ID: 72324103
United Kingdom
01/10/2018 08:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

funbox
:odear:
Steve
User ID: 76103578
United States
01/10/2018 08:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
I was standing on the corner when I heard my bulldog bark.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74659231
Canada
01/10/2018 08:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
I was standing on the corner when I heard my bulldog bark.
 Quoting: Steve 76103578


a little space works Steve

peace
funbox

User ID: 72324103
United Kingdom
01/10/2018 09:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

funbox
:odear:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74659231
Canada
01/10/2018 09:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 60616449
United States
01/10/2018 09:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74659231
Canada
01/10/2018 09:04 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox

 Quoting: Soup


:Diocheer:
not available lol
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 70663772
United States
01/10/2018 09:06 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74659231
Canada
01/10/2018 09:06 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP-Jukebox

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]