TMI GAI
IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE
MOVE ALONG OR NOT IF U R BORED
I'M FEELIN' MARGINALIZED AND PISSED THE FUCK OFF!!!!
Pisses me off that Southern Bands and Country Bands and Outlaw Bands try to corner the market on Country Music because they have NO IDEA how COUNTRY we are up here!
Grew up far Mid Western Wisconsin on the Mississippi in the Coulees and Valleys amongst family and family friends who had Dairies and Beef Farms and Pig Farms and Chicken Farms and Crop Farms -- Corn, Soy, Alfalfa, Clover, etc. --
Growing up, I shoveled SHIT out of ALL OF THEM! Pig shit is the worst! I actually dry heaved all the time shoveling pig shit. Chicken shit is second worst, so dusty, musty and sharp smelling.
BUT Cow Shit smells AWESOME! I can breathe in Cow/Cattle/Bull shit EVERY DAY and be alright with that!
Cow shit reminds me of Spring and all the Fields being Fertilized!
Plus scraping shit out of stalls into the gutters, shoveling shit down and out of the gutters really smells nice in the Winter. Barns keep you warm in the winter, and the smell reminds you of Spring!
My bestest young friend's family when I was 8 had a Tobacc Farm hidden amongst their crops and Holstein pastures.
15 acres of Tobacc!!! Every YEAR!!! The drying shack somehow never attracted any attention!!! LMFAO!!!!
Every year from age 8 to 12 my fam and I went over there, chopping, spearing, and hanging tobacc! From 8 to 12 I had cut up, sore, swollen hands from that! BUT we were ALWAYS treated to a spread that no one would believe! Made the Pain all worthwhile!
What STILL PISSES ME OFF is all of the "country" and Southern Bands and Outlaw Bands tryin ta say that no one else is COUNTRY!
FUCK YOU you Southern, Cousin Fucking BITCHES got NO IDEA what REAL HILLBILLY COUNTRY IS! Just 'cause they are "Southern" they think they know everything about being Country.
They NEVER, EVER consider us "Northern Hillbillies" -- and YES we are HILLBILLIES because our Houses are up on the Hills, our BUSINESS is down in the Valleys -- These Southern FUCKS think they have every Country Living experience cornered because they speak like fucking Tards and Fuck their Sisters!
FUCK YOU "SOUTHERN" BITCHES! Come up here to Hillbilly Country, see what happens to your ass!
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