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nah try this one...
Quoting: Excaliber oOooOO i had this one playing in my head about an hour ago!! close huh X) |
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User ID: 73741147 Australia 01/16/2017 10:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | nah try this one...
Quoting: Excaliber oOooOO i had this one playing in my head about an hour ago!! close huh X) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73779775 did it go BEEP BEEP |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22758208 United States 01/16/2017 11:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Steps into the JST for one minute. Salutes the Captain and waves... [ link to www.youtube.com (secure)] :fridaypug: *Phone ringing* Me: "Hello?"Angry voice: "Do you know what time it is? Get your ass in to work! NOW!"Me: "But, but, boss, it's Friday evening! Weekend! Yay!"Voice: "Friday evening? Have you lost your mind? It's Monday morning, you IDIOT!"Me: "Monday morning? Huh? WTF! Well, in that case, I am calling in sick! Bad case of JSTDD."Voice: "JSTDD? What the bloody hell is that?"Me: "JTSDD. Jukebox Standard Time Disorientation Disorder. Duh!"Voice: "Fuck that and stop wasting my time! Get your ass into work or call yourself OHOYA!"Me: "OHOYA? That sounds Colombian! What does it mean?"Voice: "OHOYA! Out of Here On Your Asss! DUHH! Get it?"Me: "Yes boss. Be right there."*disconnection sound* Checks the calendar to make sure. I must have missed something *scratches my head* Looks around. Who changed the week rythm around here? Could this be a glitch in the Jukebox Standard Time? We really need to look into that Captain. Whispers: "We could be onto something here. GLP stuff."Well, I better get outta here. Sending Love and Hugs to who ever wants or needs it. Salutes the Captain and exits the JST. Quoting: InterMezzo Absolutely charming my prince! Quoting: TheQueenofFrance :The Man: now...that is funny!!!!! .c.c |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 9610748 United States 01/16/2017 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Steps into the JST for one minute. Salutes the Captain and waves... [ link to www.youtube.com (secure)] :fridaypug: *Phone ringing* Me: "Hello?"Angry voice: "Do you know what time it is? Get your ass in to work! NOW!"Me: "But, but, boss, it's Friday evening! Weekend! Yay!"Voice: "Friday evening? Have you lost your mind? It's Monday morning, you IDIOT!"Me: "Monday morning? Huh? WTF! Well, in that case, I am calling in sick! Bad case of JSTDD."Voice: "JSTDD? What the bloody hell is that?"Me: "JTSDD. Jukebox Standard Time Disorientation Disorder. Duh!"Voice: "Fuck that and stop wasting my time! Get your ass into work or call yourself OHOYA!"Me: "OHOYA? That sounds Colombian! What does it mean?"Voice: "OHOYA! Out of Here On Your Asss! DUHH! Get it?"Me: "Yes boss. Be right there."*disconnection sound* Checks the calendar to make sure. I must have missed something *scratches my head* Looks around. Who changed the week rythm around here? Could this be a glitch in the Jukebox Standard Time? We really need to look into that Captain. Whispers: "We could be onto something here. GLP stuff."Well, I better get outta here. Sending Love and Hugs to who ever wants or needs it. Salutes the Captain and exits the JST. Quoting: InterMezzo Absolutely charming my prince! Quoting: TheQueenofFrance :The Man: now...that is funny!!!!! .c.c Quoting: CaptCarter What?! We're close, I just picked out my wedding dress... :Marry me cat: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9610748 United States 01/16/2017 03:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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User ID: 45716769 Netherlands 01/16/2017 03:57 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Steps into the JST for one minute. Salutes the Captain and waves... *Phone ringing* Me: "Hello?"Angry voice: "Do you know what time it is? Get your ass in to work! NOW!"Me: "But, but, boss, it's Friday evening! Weekend! Yay!"Voice: "Friday evening? Have you lost your mind? It's Monday morning, you IDIOT!"Me: "Monday morning? Huh? WTF! Well, in that case, I am calling in sick! Bad case of JSTDD."Voice: "JSTDD? What the bloody hell is that?"Me: "JTSDD. Jukebox Standard Time Disorientation Disorder. Duh!"Voice: "Fuck that and stop wasting my time! Get your ass into work or call yourself OHOYA!"Me: "OHOYA? That sounds Colombian! What does it mean?"Voice: "OHOYA! Out of Here On Your Asss! DUHH! Get it?"Me: "Yes boss. Be right there."*disconnection sound* Checks the calendar to make sure. I must have missed something *scratches my head* Looks around. Who changed the week rythm around here? Could this be a glitch in the Jukebox Standard Time? We really need to look into that Captain. Whispers: "We could be onto something here. GLP stuff."Well, I better get outta here. Sending Love and Hugs to who ever wants or needs it. Salutes the Captain and exits the JST. Quoting: InterMezzo Absolutely charming my prince! Quoting: TheQueenofFrance now...that is funny!!!!! .c.c Quoting: CaptCarter What?! We're close, I just picked out my wedding dress... :Marry me cat: Quoting: TheQueenofFrance I think Captain was referring to the phone conversation Your Majesty. As for the marriage; I am still emotionally struggling with the financial part of your Royalty. I might have to have my book keeper contact yours to get the figures right Highness. After all I am the one attempting to marrying into riches. I mean I am all for romance and shit, but it still has to be affordable. Not saying no as of yet, but just being honest. |
Simple27
User ID: 72382901 United States 01/16/2017 04:03 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I better get an invite! [ link to www.youtube.com (secure)] ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9610748 United States 01/16/2017 04:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't know Simple, the man's a Gold Digger thru and thru...oh but those dreamy eyes... did I mention the fedora? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9610748 United States 01/16/2017 04:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |
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Absolutely charming my prince!
Quoting: TheQueenofFrance now...that is funny!!!!! .c.c Quoting: CaptCarter What?! We're close, I just picked out my wedding dress... :Marry me cat: Quoting: TheQueenofFrance I think Captain was referring to the phone conversation Your Majesty. As for the marriage; I am still emotionally struggling with the financial part of your Royalty. I might have to have my book keeper contact yours to get the figures right Highness. After all I am the one attempting to marrying into riches. I mean I am all for romance and shit, but it still has to be affordable. Not saying no as of yet, but just being honest. Quoting: InterMezzo OK, I'm a doofus for thinking he was talking about me, but YOU! YOU TEAR MY HEART IN TWO YOU GIGOLO YOU! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9610748 United States 01/16/2017 04:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bet you didn't see this coming.
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InterMezzo
User ID: 45716769 Netherlands 01/16/2017 04:37 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IF.. I say IF it would EVER happen, I would want you to be my Best Woman, Moon Girl. But let's first wait what the bookkeepers come up with. If there is no solvability in this marriage, it for sure is a no show. And to be honest, I have some serious doubts, since so far no financial report has been filed by Your Majesty upon request of my financial experts. In fact, it is easier to get Donald Trumps tax files than an easy excel spreadsheet stating properties and liquidity figures from Her Highness. No offense and not degrading anyone, just stating it up front as it is. As said, romance is for sure okay with me, but it still has to be affordable. So Queen, get those accountants digging in already. |
Simple27
User ID: 72382901 United States 01/16/2017 04:44 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Best Woman! Woohoo! Wait...does that require a tux or a dress? ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 51669146 United States 01/16/2017 04:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Simple27
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User ID: 45716769 Netherlands 01/16/2017 04:51 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bet you didn't see this coming.
Quoting: TheQueenofFrance [ link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Simple27
User ID: 72382901 United States 01/16/2017 04:52 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't know Simple, the man's a Gold Digger thru and thru...oh but those dreamy eyes... did I mention the fedora? Quoting: TheQueenofFrance ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
InterMezzo
User ID: 45716769 Netherlands 01/16/2017 04:53 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Best Woman! Woohoo! Wait...does that require a tux or a dress? Quoting: Simple27 Knowing you are a Baastun Gal, I would say a dress. She got legs and more.. remember? |
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