Bush Master
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.c.c Quoting: CaptCarter cc Hiay Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! Oh,and screw tepco & the V.A. :captain: Thread: GLP-Jukebox |
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Sweetroll Bandit
User ID: 74741138 United States 07/14/2017 07:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [ link to www.youtube.com (secure)] "What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" - Paarthurnax
"We all go a little mad sometimes." - Norman Bates |
InterMezzo
User ID: 45716769 Netherlands 07/14/2017 07:12 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sometimes you run into strange situations. Like this time I was in a bar and had to go to the bathroom. Standing next to me to the left there was a guy that appeared to be peeing in two streams. He saw me staring and said: "Don't mind me. It's an old war wound."I apologized and hastily looked away, but couldn't help notice the guy next to me, peeing in at least twenty streams. I said: "My God! You have been wounded in the war too?" He flipped me the middle finger and yelled in panic: "Heck no idiot! My zipper is stuck!!!"At a night like that, no one is a stranger... [ link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Ellusion
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Simple27
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Strangest thing happened the other day. A friend of mine wanted to buy a parrot. I said: "A parrot? Your wife just got you a dog, so you don't have to sit under the table all by yourself."He said: "I know. My life is a fairy tale." I replied: "That beautiful? Nice!" He looked at me and sobbed: "Well, not exactly. When I come home from work, the witch is laying on the couch."
Anyway, he wanted a parrot, to get some else to talk to. We went to the pet shop and fair enough, plenty of parrots available for sale. He pointed at one and asked the pet shop owner: "How much is this one?" "200 dollar." said the guy. "200?? What does that bird do?" asked my friend. The owner replied: "Well, he reads you the threads on GLP. Just headlines though. "We were impressed. He pointed at another "And that one? How much?""350 dollar!" the owner said. "This one knows every tune that is posted in the GLP Jukebox Standard Time and even sings it without missing a note.""Holy carp!" my buddy yelled enthousiastically. "Fking awesome!"He pointed at a bird that stared at us in silence. "And that one? How much?""900 dollar." The owner said. "900?? WTF! What on earth are his skills for such a price?" we shouted simultaneously. The owner shrugged and said: "I have no clue what he does, but the other two call him boss." Quoting: InterMezzo That was great!! ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Ellusion
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Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | playing this again for you Sloane... to good not to! :) [ link to www.youtube.com (secure)] 143 |
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Simple27
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Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Such a pleasure to have dinner with you fine people. Quoting: Master of Nothing ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
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InterMezzo
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Woohoo! Moon Girl! Great to see you sweetheart. Weekend!!!! |
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Ellusion
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InterMezzo
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Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Then this guy walked into the bar with a frog on his head. The bartender said: "What the heck is that?" The frog said: "I have no fking clue. When i woke up it was just there. There must be something in the water." [ link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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Simple27
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Woohoo! Moon Girl! Great to see you sweetheart. Weekend!!!! Quoting: InterMezzo Glad I caught you before you signed off for the night. : ) ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Simple27
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Quoting: CaptCarter This LOL!! ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
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Southern Soldier
User ID: 71139772 United States 07/14/2017 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hell Its Friday Night and another Karma Pin Tradition..!! Looks like you fine Music Fiends done started the Party!!.. You guys are the $hit! Southern Soldier |
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Bush Master
User ID: 73812132 United States 07/14/2017 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! Oh,and screw tepco & the V.A. :captain: Thread: GLP-Jukebox |
Anonymous Coward 07/14/2017 07:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :tied up for now: :Jazzy: .c.c |
InterMezzo
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Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glad I caught you before you signed off for the night. : ) Quoting: Simple27 Not leaving yet and always love seeing you too Sim! You rock! And we have beautiful company in da JST tonight. Makes it easy to beat the clock. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 48078474 United States 07/14/2017 07:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Welcome to friday JST soldier! |
InterMezzo
User ID: 45716769 Netherlands 07/14/2017 07:38 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just had to think of that poor guy, almost 7 feet and yet no one saw him standing, ever. Till he could not take it anymore and went to the shrink. He sat down and said: "Doc. I really have the feeling that I am being ignored by everyone.." The doctor looked up from his desk, pushed his buzzer and screamed: "NEEEEEEEXT!" [ link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48078474 United States 07/14/2017 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Killin it Mezzo |
Southern Soldier
User ID: 71139772 United States 07/14/2017 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cool!!! Southern Soldier |
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