I remember this one time....I was standing in line at the store. This lady in front of me...probably in her 70s....was going through her things in the cart. She looked at the cashier girl and said, "I make this for my husband. It makes a real fast meal....and that's what I like to give him....just a real quickie."

The cashier held it together pretty good until she looked at me and saw me on the verge of crying from holding back the laughter.

I'm drunk and not sure why I shared that random ass story.

Make it quick
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