One more short story to share..

I was walking in the city centre this evening when all of a sudden I heard someone scream in extacy: "I can walk again! I can walk again!!!"

I stopped and asked him: "Wow, a miracle! Did Our Lord give you your strenght back in your legs?"

He looked at me in anger: "What the heck are you talking about fool?"

I raised my hands: "I apologize, my bad! I thought you said you could walk again."

He said: "Damn right I can walk again. Some bloody fucker stole my bike!"