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It can get worse.. I always run into those situations.

One day I was in a bar and this guy comes in, smacks his car keys on the bar and within seconds he has like five babes hanging around him...

I followed him to the bathroom and asked him: "How do you do that?" He said: "Look at these keys. Rolls Royce, Ferrari, Lambo. Works ever time!"

I thanked him for that idea. Next night I enter the bar, smack my keys down on the bar, but nothing happens. Well, only the 85 year old bar fly Jannie winked at me. So I smacked them down again, but nothing..

Saw that guy from the night before sitting there and asked him: "Look at my keys! Ferrari, Lamborghini, Mercedes cabrio. And nothing happens! What did I do wrong???"

He leaned into me and whispered: "Next time you might want to take of your helmet first."

Hi Rewind, gearing up a bit :)

Love it.. A timeless tune!

I was gonna post sir mix a lot, got my brain back

The Weak Are Meat And The Strong Do Eat



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its all good!

love ya long time

just playing.. I am almost out.. but I can pull a few out for you Billy!

and this is not one of them .. just keeping a few in on the Master plays!



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Dear IM Hilarious you Are , Love that

I happens all the time Soup.

One day I was in a bar. Had to go pee, and there was this guy standing left of me, doing his business from like five streams. He saw me look and said: "I am a vet. War wounds." I nodded.

To the right there was this guy with about 20 streams. I said: "You been in the army too?" He said: "Hell no, I can't open my zipper fast enough!"

its all good!

Who remembers tis song?

Where's the bravo meme that Ellusion posts? - The Rock - bravo Mezzo.





Now that I stop and think about it - nobody ever tells jokes anymore! I can't remember the last time some said "let me tell you a joke".



What's up with that?