We have = genius parrot in Slovakia. He was interviewed at Christmas 2007 by MSM JOJ, I wish you could all understand Slovak…. Now deleted, but many low-resolution copies on YT are available…
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He got tired of their questions and in the translation told the MSM crew:

“Wishing you the merry Christmas and happy New Year, (ROLF – Pakuj do pice! -mark @ 1.16) f-ck of from here, I’m turning the lights off! OK?”