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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22788475 Canada 12/09/2012 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'Twas the night before Hanukkah, Quoting: Thor's Hamster When all through the Temple... Not a creature was stirring, Not even Streisand as Yentl... The money changers were nestled all snug in their beds, As visions of high interest rates danced in their heads... And Golda Meier in her scarf, and Ben Gurion in his hat band, Had just SETTLED down illegally on Palestinian land... When out in the Mediterranean, there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my Sukkot to see what was the matter... Away to the window I flew like a Jericho missile, Tore open the shutters and threw up a matzoh ball... |
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Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 12/09/2012 07:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'Twas the night before Hannukah, When all through the Temple... Not a creature was stirring, Not even Streisand as Yentl... The money changers were nestled all snug in their beds, As visions of high interest rates danced in their heads... And Golda Meier in her scarf, and Ben Gurion in his hat band, Had just SETTLED down illegally on Palestinian land... When out in the Mediterrranean, there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my Sukkot to see what was the matter... Away to the window I flew like a Jericho missile, Tore open the shutters and threw up a matzoh ball... The moon on the breast of the jew-fallen snow, Gave the luster of a diamond to objects below... When, what to my ogling eyes should appear, But a miniature goi, and I think he's a queer... With a little old Gentile so lively and willing to do manual labor, I knew in a moment it wasn't a Jew... Faster than a spinning dreidel his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted and called them by non-Hebrew names... Now Tyler! Now Cooper! Now Taylor, Now Tristan!, On Dillon! On Mason! On Carson and Griffin!... To the top of the Tabernacle! To the Top of the Western Wall, Now go away! Go away! Go away, Goy, ALL!... As paper money that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle (the tax man) down on the sly... So up to the Temple-top this goi'im he flew, With a sleigh full of toys, he paid RETAIL, TOO!!! And then I heard tinkling up on the roof, and prancing and pawing of what sounded like hoofs... As I drew in my yarmulke and was turning around, Down the chimney this fat, drunk goi came with a bound... He was dressed all in fur (What did he pay for that?) from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with Auschwitz soot... A bundle of goi toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like a merchant, from west of Hackensack... Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 12/09/2012 08:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'Twas the night before Hannukah, Quoting: Thor's Hamster When all through the Temple... Not a creature was stirring, Not even Streisand as Yentl... The money changers were nestled all snug in their beds, As visions of high interest rates danced in their heads... And Golda Meier in her scarf, and Ben Gurion in his hat band, Had just SETTLED down illegally on Palestinian land... When out in the Mediterrranean, there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my Sukkot to see what was the matter... Away to the window I flew like a Jericho missile, Tore open the shutters and threw up a matzoh ball... The moon on the breast of the jew-fallen snow, Gave the luster of a diamond to objects below... When, what to my ogling eyes should appear, But a miniature goi, and I think he's a queer... With a little old Gentile so lively and willing to do manual labor, I knew in a moment it wasn't a Jew... Faster than a spinning dreidel his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted and called them by non-Hebrew names... Now Tyler! Now Cooper! Now Taylor, Now Tristan!, On Dillon! On Mason! On Carson and Griffin!... To the top of the Tabernacle! To the Top of the Western Wall, Now go away! Go away! Go away, Goy, ALL!... As paper money that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle (the tax man) down on the sly... So up to the Temple-top this goi'im he flew, With a sleigh full of toys, he paid RETAIL, TOO!!! And then I heard tinkling up on the roof, and prancing and pawing of what sounded like hoofs... As I drew in my yarmulke and was turning around, Down the chimney this fat, drunk goi came with a bound... He was dressed all in fur (What did he pay for that?) from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with Auschwitz soot... A bundle of goi toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like a merchant, from west of Hackensack... Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 12/09/2012 08:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A 1-star rank has been detected coming from the eastern shores of the Mediterranean (or Lower Manhattan...we can't tell which yet). Man the Patriot missile batteries! Let's shoot this 1-star incoming post down. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 12/09/2012 08:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had to look up who he is...President of ADL. Quoting: Morganite Actually, our views are probably opposites... but I really like your kind of witty creativity in poetry. Thanks. I appreciate it. I try to judge each person as an individual, until given a reason to do otherwise. My beef is mostly with organized radical jewry, and Zionists who view it as their right to the land along the eastern shores of the Mediterranean, because a man in the sky told them it was theirs 3,000 years ago lol. And those who would use America to do the dirty work of said land on the eastern shores of the Mediterranean. And we must remember that it takes two to tango. In order to buy someone's influence, there has to be a receptive buyer. Like: Lindsey Graham, John McCain, Dick Cheney, John Bolton, etc. (I purposefully named non-jews in our government who do the will of Israel as much as any jewish politician like Joseph Lieberman, Charles Schumer, etc.). Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Morganite User ID: 11765896 United States 12/09/2012 08:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh well... How's the Hanukkah poem coming? Now all we need is to do a re-mix and put it on you-tube! morganite |
Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 12/09/2012 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah well, you've got an ally in Obumer. He really hates Israel. And we all know he's accomplishing the muslim brohood agenda in Libya,Egypt,Syria and here. Quoting: Morganite Oh well... How's the Hanukkah poem coming? Now all we need is to do a re-mix and put it on you-tube! I think I'll work on finishing it up this week. I'm going to read for a bit. I ate so much pizza for dinner, I'm starting to kvetch! LOL!!!! Oyyyyyyyy... Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 27977907 United States 12/10/2012 10:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To the ignoramus who bad-karma'd me and called me "Racist Scum" (lol), did you read the poem? Did you notice how Santa Claus is equally poked fun at for being fat and drunk, and did you read his reindeer's names? Next time you post bad karma like that, surely if you feel so strongly about something, you should have no problem signing your GLP handle to it, right? Otherwise, you'll be taken for the simpleton you seem to be. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 29656734 United States 12/12/2012 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'Twas the night before Hannukah, Quoting: Thor's Hamster When all through the Temple... Not a creature was stirring, Not even Streisand as Yentl... The money changers were nestled all snug in their beds, As visions of high interest rates danced in their heads... And Golda Meier in her scarf, and Ben Gurion in his hat band, Had just SETTLED down illegally on Palestinian land... When out in the Mediterrranean, there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my Sukkot to see what was the matter... Away to the window I flew like a Jericho missile, Tore open the shutters and threw up a matzoh ball... The moon on the breast of the jew-fallen snow, Gave the luster of a diamond to objects below... When, what to my ogling eyes should appear, But a miniature goi, and I think he's a queer... With a little old Gentile so lively and willing to do manual labor, I knew in a moment it wasn't a Jew... Faster than a spinning dreidel his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted and called them by non-Hebrew names... Now Tyler! Now Cooper! Now Taylor, Now Tristan!, On Dillon! On Mason! On Carson and Griffin!... To the top of the Tabernacle! To the Top of the Western Wall, Now go away! Go away! Go away, Goy, ALL!... As paper money that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle (the tax man) down on the sly... So up to the Temple-top this goi'im he flew, With a sleigh full of toys, he paid RETAIL, TOO!!! And then I heard tinkling up on the roof, and prancing and pawing of what sounded like hoofs... As I drew in my yarmulke and was turning around, Down the chimney this fat, drunk goi came with a bound... He was dressed all in fur (What did he pay for that?) from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with Auschwitz soot... A bundle of goi toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like a merchant, from west of Hackensack... Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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