I Have Been Requested To Appear On Conan.

If they know im bringing something to say they will tell me not to say it...

Riiiiight, cause the staff at the Conan show scour the internet making sure people aren't making plans to say stuff on the show. They even have staff that exclusively read GLP posts just to make double sure.

why did you decide to go?

Plug the New Jerusalem Calendar!



Are you actually going to be ON the show, or just watching from the audience???

One request, before you sit down, do the string dance with him.

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OP busted

Tell him that you'll IPbane him.

One word... that's all you'd need, just one word.

Newscasters do it all the time, it's like they get bonus points for incorporating certain words and they treat it like a game, to see how many 'points' they can rack up.

Words that GLPers would recognize:

Uncle

Tomato Plant

Doom

Moran

Trinity

Chemtrail

(anything)Tard... (nix this one for TV)

Preps

Banksters

Elites

A-1 Sauce (this would be EPIC!!)

................

That's it! "A-1 Sauce"

Say that and you'll be the most respected poster on Glp for several minutes!

you could wear a tin foil hat and call him CoTard

I believe he prefers 'Conando'.

I dare you to sneak in the phrase "New Jerusalem Calendar".

THIS.

If you mention these two evil twins, we will know for sure. FYI, in case you dont know, they send Emails with prophecies that do not come true.
Hagel makes Valugua write bad checks.

^^^ this lol

Whatever you do just don't talk about the nobody.