Why Are British/UK People so Dumb?

Yeah its very worrying

Was not so long ago that a third of the world map was red, which meant the UK ruled it.

When was the last time the USA managed that then..

Lets see.................. That would be never then.

It might have something to do with the fact that they have secluded themselves on a fucking island since the dark ages.
It could have something to do with the fact that they allow children to drink alcohol.
Or maybe its just the fog.

The British Royal Family is GERMAN!

I fink itz becuz we 'ave bad teef innit?

Hmmmm so your a native American indian are you?? Nice!

That's funny because I distinctly remember my ancestors kicking your ancestors dicks in the dirt and then stealing half of a continent from them and every other world power.
Hell we straight up swindled France in the LA purchase and then punked them out.

Don't worry, that people living in those formerly red areas on the map haven't forgotten the British Empire. The Chinese are particularly pissed. They'll get their revenge when the time is right.

No, I am White and I have Mostly German Ancestry.

Don't be stupid, we all know milk and cheese comes from the Tesco.

Come to think of it, I have never seen a British Person say where Milk and Cheese has come from.

You sound proud :-/ good for you!

The moon cow! Idiots!

Newsflash to Americans:

There are many people around the world angry with our empire,too. Yes, we have an empire, it's just different and more nuanced than the old British, French, Spanish and Portuguese Empires. We don't control vast territories outside North America, we control economies and have over 1000 military bases [not including bases inside the U.S.] in every part of the world. We are the greatest empire since the Brits and the Romans.

Well, it's better than having English/Irish/Welsh/Scottish Ancestry.

I am does that mean I have the right and not the privilege to talk shit to Brits?
If so fuck you, you spotted dick eating, fog breathing, delinquency of a minor contributing, mush mouth speaking, land thieving, French hating, Indian Giving Danes.

P.S. The Queen is an ugly prostitute that probably cranks off donkeys for beer change without even drinking beer.

This is one of their quaint, but favorite pastimes-

The education system for not giving a crap about anything else other than targets, I used to know a teacher who only cared about getting HIS required number of students through GCSE grades rather than giving a crap about what he was actually teaching.

Then there's the parents more arsed about watching Eastenders, Corrie, or having a night on the town to give a crap about their own kid/s. And most of the time they have the kid/s just for benefit claims anyway.

And finally the continuing dumbing down of our culture where TOWIE, Geordie Shore, Big Brother, X-Factor, and all that shite has replaced programmes such as Crystal Maze, Strange but True, and Airline.

I'm part Irish, English, Scottish and German. I want to thank Anonymous Coward 30224382 for re-enforcing the vicious stereotype that Germans have no sense of humor and take themselves too seriously.

because of inbreeding

uk rules half of the world, its a nation build on the blood of others

When you speak your own language and not a bastardised version of another nations then you can paint with such broad brushstrokes.

Until then...



you cretinous burger munching imbecile.

No you do not have my permission to talk to the Brits to answer your question....

^^^yup^^^

OP has a chip on his shoulder because American women prefer British men.

Orly? Well I seem to remember being taught that English isn't so much a language as much as it is a compound of slang strung together by a bunch of drunken idiots that like to hear themselves speak.
Modern day English has roots from nearly every language.
So you are just stupid.

Is this like your tenth repeat anti-UK thread?

Well pork you buddy My Grandfather Who was half Irish fought for your goddamned country against the Brits just so your ass could walk down the street without getting called a Yellow Back. So fuck off Iz talks shit ta whozever I feelz like Paddy boy.

Why would an American think it not hypocritical in the extreme to ask this question??