"We now take you Live to a scene from our news helicopter that can only be described as hell on earth..."

"I can't believe what I'm witnessing here, I warn the more senstive viewers to turn away and take the children out of viewing range of what you are about to see...as we swoop down here on the massive chaos and out in the open cannibalism...I didn't think this could...I mean...is this really happening?...back to you in the studio..."