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Jesus first miracle, water into wine- what would you name his vineyard?

 
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Jesus first miracle, water into wine {John 2:1-12}-what would you name his vineyard?- SON OF GOD CELLARS
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The joy and laughter of Jesus
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Jesus first miracle, water into wine {John 2:1-12}-what would you name his vineyard?- SON OF GOD CELLARS
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The fruits of MARS ... :)
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Grapes of Nazareth.
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Jesus turned the water into wine to show grace. \

Alcohol was a substitute of the fullness of what was to come in the person of the Holy Spirit of God. Alcohol was a grace of God with His full knowing that man in and of himself would need an escape to bring a synthetic peace when man had no true peace within. Alcohol has never been for Kings or Priests. Alcohol is not for the born again believer. It was for ancient common man as a grace and today for the born again believer it has been replaced with the Comforter that is within.

Do not fool yourself believer. It is not for you. It is only for them.
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Re: Jesus first miracle, water into wine- what would you name his vineyard?
there is a contradiction in the Bible
concerning this event.

In one gospel, it says that Jesus turned
the water into wine on the 3rd day after
his Baptism.

In another gospel, it says that Jesus
spent the next 40 days in the desert
after his Baptism.

He can't be 2 places at once.

just one of those 50K contradictions
in the book you claim is God's holy word.

I didn't know God made errors such as this.
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Just making sure this one made it.
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Re: Jesus first miracle, water into wine- what would you name his vineyard?
there is a contradiction in the Bible
concerning this event.

In one gospel, it says that Jesus turned
the water into wine on the 3rd day after
his Baptism.

In another gospel, it says that Jesus
spent the next 40 days in the desert
after his Baptism.

He can't be 2 places at once.

just one of those 50K contradictions
in the book you claim is God's holy word.

I didn't know God made errors such as this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15158651


Maybe it's that homebrew moonshine.

Wine ain't his thing so much, more for social occasions.
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Maybe it's that homebrew moonshine.

Wine ain't his thing so much, more for social occasions.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


lol
maybe you should write a gospel too
since it is the norm to write books
about messiahs without ever having
met the dude themselves.
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He called that Wine his Blood.

But it was really the Elixir of Life.

Poured from the Grail.
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Re: Jesus first miracle, water into wine- what would you name his vineyard?
there is a contradiction in the Bible
concerning this event.

In one gospel, it says that Jesus turned
the water into wine on the 3rd day after
his Baptism.

In another gospel, it says that Jesus
spent the next 40 days in the desert
after his Baptism.

He can't be 2 places at once.

just one of those 50K contradictions
in the book you claim is God's holy word.

I didn't know God made errors such as this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15158651


You see contradiction because that is what your fleshly eyes wish to see.

Scripture says at a new chapter after the chapter concerning his Baptism "and the third day". The word "and" is not conjunctive to the previous paragraph. It just as well to be interpreted "So". As In "so the third day" like we would say on Wednesday there was a wedding. It was not describing how many days after the baptism whatsoever. It was describing the day of the week a wedding took place.

All these miracles occurred after He spent time with His spiritual preparation that occurred in the desert.

Of course logic will not lead you to repentance. Repentance of your unbelief is not the fruit of logic. IT is the fruit of where you place the measure faith God placed within you.
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Maybe it's that homebrew moonshine.

Wine ain't his thing so much, more for social occasions.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


lol
maybe you should write a gospel too
since it is the norm to write books
about messiahs without ever having
met the dude themselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15158651


Guess you won't be writing shit then.
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Rev 14:18 And another angel came out from the altar, which had power over fire; and cried with a loud cry to him that had the sharp sickle, saying, Thrust in thy sharp sickle, and gather the clusters of the vine of the earth; for her grapes are fully ripe.
Rev 14:19 And the angel thrust in his sickle into the earth, and gathered the vine of the earth, and cast it into the great winepress of the wrath of God.
Rev 14:20 And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.

He outsourced the wine-making towards the end of the book anyway. Hate to break it to you folks.
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Jesus turned the water into wine to show grace. \

Alcohol was a substitute of the fullness of what was to come in the person of the Holy Spirit of God. Alcohol was a grace of God with His full knowing that man in and of himself would need an escape to bring a synthetic peace when man had no true peace within. Alcohol has never been for Kings or Priests. Alcohol is not for the born again believer. It was for ancient common man as a grace and today for the born again believer it has been replaced with the Comforter that is within.

Do not fool yourself believer. It is not for you. It is only for them.
 Quoting: TidesofTruth


well I am not born again so I guess im okay.....SIPdasbier
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Rev 14:18 And another angel came out from the altar, which had power over fire; and cried with a loud cry to him that had the sharp sickle, saying, Thrust in thy sharp sickle, and gather the clusters of the vine of the earth; for her grapes are fully ripe.
Rev 14:19 And the angel thrust in his sickle into the earth, and gathered the vine of the earth, and cast it into the great winepress of the wrath of God.
Rev 14:20 And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.

He outsourced the wine-making towards the end of the book anyway. Hate to break it to you folks.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


"And wine that makes the heart of mortal man rejoice
To make the face shine with oil..."- Psalm 104:15
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"And wine that makes the heart of mortal man rejoice
To make the face shine with oil..."- Psalm 104:15
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Eze 39:17 And, thou son of man, thus saith the Lord GOD; Speak unto every feathered fowl, and to every beast of the field, Assemble yourselves, and come; gather yourselves on every side to my sacrifice that I do sacrifice for you, even a great sacrifice upon the mountains of Israel, that ye may eat flesh, and drink blood.
Eze 39:18 Ye shall eat the flesh of the mighty, and drink the blood of the princes of the earth, of rams, of lambs, and of goats, of bullocks, all of them fatlings of Bashan.
Eze 39:19 And ye shall eat fat till ye be full, and drink blood till ye be drunken, of my sacrifice which I have sacrificed for you.
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Re: Jesus first miracle, water into wine- what would you name his vineyard?
there is a contradiction in the Bible
concerning this event.

In one gospel, it says that Jesus turned
the water into wine on the 3rd day after
his Baptism.

In another gospel, it says that Jesus
spent the next 40 days in the desert
after his Baptism.

He can't be 2 places at once.

just one of those 50K contradictions
in the book you claim is God's holy word.

I didn't know God made errors such as this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15158651


prove by Scripture that he turned water into wine three days after his baptism,...
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GRAPES OF WRATH
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Just making sure this one made it.
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bearedfunny!!!!
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"And wine that makes the heart of mortal man rejoice
To make the face shine with oil..."- Psalm 104:15
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Eze 39:17 And, thou son of man, thus saith the Lord GOD; Speak unto every feathered fowl, and to every beast of the field, Assemble yourselves, and come; gather yourselves on every side to my sacrifice that I do sacrifice for you, even a great sacrifice upon the mountains of Israel, that ye may eat flesh, and drink blood.
Eze 39:18 Ye shall eat the flesh of the mighty, and drink the blood of the princes of the earth, of rams, of lambs, and of goats, of bullocks, all of them fatlings of Bashan.
Eze 39:19 And ye shall eat fat till ye be full, and drink blood till ye be drunken, of my sacrifice which I have sacrificed for you.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


........sooooooo????? what do those scriptures have to do with turning water into wine? { have a glass of wine, maybe it will help?}
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Eau à vin
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"And wine that makes the heart of mortal man rejoice
To make the face shine with oil..."- Psalm 104:15
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Eze 39:17 And, thou son of man, thus saith the Lord GOD; Speak unto every feathered fowl, and to every beast of the field, Assemble yourselves, and come; gather yourselves on every side to my sacrifice that I do sacrifice for you, even a great sacrifice upon the mountains of Israel, that ye may eat flesh, and drink blood.
Eze 39:18 Ye shall eat the flesh of the mighty, and drink the blood of the princes of the earth, of rams, of lambs, and of goats, of bullocks, all of them fatlings of Bashan.
Eze 39:19 And ye shall eat fat till ye be full, and drink blood till ye be drunken, of my sacrifice which I have sacrificed for you.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


........sooooooo????? what do those scriptures have to do with turning water into wine? { have a glass of wine, maybe it will help?}
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Joh 15:1 I am the true vine, and my Father is the husbandman.
Joh 15:2 Every branch in me that beareth not fruit he taketh away: and every branch that beareth fruit, he purgeth it, that it may bring forth more fruit.

Rev 14:19 And the angel thrust in his sickle into the earth, and gathered the vine of the earth, and cast it into the great winepress of the wrath of God.

Call me Vinnie.
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