So many on here pretend to be a Nobody, or don't know what it means to be a Nobody....it's time to separate the men from the boys, though - this checklist should do it.

1. Merely having a difficult relationship with a woman does not make you a Nobody. Everyone on GLP focuses so much on the relationship, when that's not what makes a Nobody at all. However, most of the Nobodies have said relationship.

2. A Nobody has been to Hell (the actual place) and suffered there at least once, usually multiple times and starting early on in his life.

3. A Nobody does not dream, or if he does, does so rarely, but instead uses his sleep state to leave this world and do his work in other layers and dimensions, and is often gone for months or years at a time, while not missing a single day here.

4. A Nobody is a very old (while still ageless) soul - during his life here on earth, his body will live the normal amount of years other people do, but he will experience hundreds, if not thousands of years of existing during the course of that life. Some of the Nobodies are infinitely older, and/or were already ancient souls before this life began.

5. A Nobody is not interested in human politics, as he realizes that politicians will never know the true meaning of power, and that they are all puppets of The Real Powers That Be...the real controllers of this world. For him to delve into human politics is a waste of both his time and energy.

6. A Nobody doesn't play by the rules of this world. He often makes his own, or adapts a higher set. He truly understands what is meant by the phrase "The Ways of God are not the Ways of Man."

7. A Nobody can shape reality with a single thought, and often does so in a way that no one ever knows he did it. Time, Space, Physics, Events and Reactions, and the course of Destiny itself are all changable by him, though usually the alteration occurs in other layers of this reality. In fact, he often shapes reality in ways that others could not even imagine were possible to shape reality with. As I said, he doesn't play by the rules of this world.

8. A Nobody is a warrior - not always by choice. He takes the concept of spiritual warfare to a whole new level. The spirit world is a very real, tangible place for him...as are it's residents.

9. A Nobody excels at doing the impossible.

10. A Nobody can see the interweaving fabric of existence itself, and understands what every little thing indicates of the whole. As such, he can often peer into, enter and interact with the hearts, minds, subconsciousness and soul rooms of others. He is often accused of reading too deeply into things, when in truth he reads deeper than they realized themselves.

11. Some, if not most, of the Nobodies attended a university before their life here began called The Academy of the Subconscious. Most that do forget that they attended, at least until their followup visit.

12. A Nobody realizes the truth: that everything, and nothing, exists at the same time. Including him.

So there you have it - a Nobody checklist. Sorry if I burst some of your bubbles, but most of these are indicators of what makes a real Nobody.