What could go wrong? Obama, Karzai agree to Taliban ‘office’ in Doha, Qatar | |
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DoorBert (OP) User ID: 870568 United States 01/11/2013 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Want to work in the Taliban’s new office? Just follow these simple rules As Twitchy reported, President Obama and Afghan President Hamid Karzai have decided that the Taliban deserve an “office” in Doha, Qatar. And knowing how strict the Taliban can be, it’s important for future staff to be clear on the rules. Fortunately, some intrepid Twitterers managed to get a hold of the HR manual. Grab your tablets and chisels and copy all this down: Taking someone else's lunch from the cafeteria refrigerator will result in loss of hand ownership privileges. After 2 weeks, any unclaimed tupperware in the fridge shall be stoned. FOR WOMEN: Appropriate atire must cover at least from the top of your head to the tip of your toes. Not setting off the metal detector is grounds for immediate termination - termination is not loss of rank or job, termination is loss of your head. Calling in late - you get three warnings. Calling in dead via suicide bomb - PROMOTION [link to twitchy.com] |
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