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What could go wrong? Obama, Karzai agree to Taliban ‘office’ in Doha, Qatar

 
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What could go wrong? Obama, Karzai agree to Taliban ‘office’ in Doha, Qatar
Obama and Karzai support Taliban opening office in Doha to further peace negotiations with Afghanistan

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At a joint presser today on the future of America’s presence in Afghanistan, President Obama and Afghan President Hamid Karzai dropped a bit of a bomb: they agreed to support the setting up of a Taliban “office” in Qatar’s capital of Doha.

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I wonder if they discussed the taliban once again

threatening that poor afghanistan 15 year old school girl?
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Re: What could go wrong? Obama, Karzai agree to Taliban ‘office’ in Doha, Qatar
Want to work in the Taliban’s new office? Just follow these simple rules


As Twitchy reported, President Obama and Afghan President Hamid Karzai have decided that the Taliban deserve an “office” in Doha, Qatar. And knowing how strict the Taliban can be, it’s important for future staff to be clear on the rules. Fortunately, some intrepid Twitterers managed to get a hold of the HR manual. Grab your tablets and chisels and copy all this down:

Taking someone else's lunch from the cafeteria refrigerator will result in loss of hand ownership privileges.

After 2 weeks, any unclaimed tupperware in the fridge shall be stoned.

FOR WOMEN: Appropriate atire must cover at least from the top of your head to the tip of your toes.

Not setting off the metal detector is grounds for immediate termination - termination is not loss of rank or job, termination is loss of your head.

Calling in late - you get three warnings. Calling in dead via suicide bomb - PROMOTION

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Re: What could go wrong? Obama, Karzai agree to Taliban ‘office’ in Doha, Qatar
#TalibanOfficeRules When stoning a tardy employee, wear steel-toed boots, support belt and proper eye protection. [OSHA 29 CFR 196.14.2(c)]
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Re: What could go wrong? Obama, Karzai agree to Taliban ‘office’ in Doha, Qatar
#TalibanOfficeRules

Allah Akbar is not an acceptable way to answer the telephone.
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#TalibanOfficeRules

Allah Akbar is not an acceptable way to answer the telephone.
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but is still is when in the process of stonings or beheadings, right?
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Re: What could go wrong? Obama, Karzai agree to Taliban ‘office’ in Doha, Qatar
Bumping to remind any wannabe shitheads that “Trump” did not initiate talks with the taliban

After 6 fruitless years however, he did bomb them into serious negotiating and a deal for a conditioned US withdrawal

A deal reversed and abandoned by the Biden Team that has dumped or reversed every single Trump policy and negotiation in an ideological purge…regardless of the impact on Americans
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Thank you bump
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