Piers Morgan Granted US Citizenship and nominated for Nobel (Piers) Peace Prize

I've just come from the future, 2017 in my homemade time travel machine......

Other interesting events you may like to know about.

President Bin Al Mohammed (Democrat) narrowly beats George Cluney in close run election.


Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions .

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the USA's third language.

Children from two-parent, married, heterosexual families bullied in schools for being 'different'. Tolerance urged.

Washington schoolgirl expelled for not wearing a Burqa: Sharia law must be enforced.

Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are now extinct and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. Australian Government has told the Japanese that Cane Toads taste like whale meat.


Wall Street banks merge to form new super bank, Goldman Rothschild Ebeneezer Epstein Drescher (GREED): Huge bonuses paid to executives to celebrate launch.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.


Iran still quarantined. Physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Mali and other Islamic Countries. No other country volunteers to come forward to help the beleaguered nation!


After a ten year £75.8 billion study, commissioned by the Labour Party in the UK: Scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of a US women drops to 400lbs

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil and human rights. Victims to be held only partly responsible for crime.

Average height of professional basketball players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons.

IRS sets lowest tax rate in decades at 75 per cent.

Irish Air Force replace Strike Cessna's with twin prop versions

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