God also lives in a house made of clouds and drinks unicorn milk for breakfast. Sometimes he farts vast violet clouds of misty vapor that smells like sandalwood and vanilla. Occasionally he takes bong hits of pure happiness and chills with his middle aged son. Jesus lives in the basement of the cloudy house, because he lost his job in his 30's and the job market just doesn't really appeal to him anymore. Besides, work was really killing him.