Moved to a New Town.... How do you Meet new People .... Help

Find a local church of our faith.

Oops left out the y--your faith.

Go running down the main street screaming about Illuminati, aliens and Planet X.

Go to the local bar and get drunk.

These days it is much safer to stay away from everybody.

You don't need new friends.

You don't need problems.

Dance on the bar and show your tits.

Go to the adult bookstore and buy some tokens! Don't flirt with the jizzmoppers though, they carry!

Get involved in a church of your faith ... and ask the pastor(s) what charitable things do parishoners engage in, and then be forward enough to call one (or several) of those parishoners and ask them how to get involved in those activities.

Small towns are HARDER to break into than big cities simply because almost everybody already knows everybody, and has known them since grade school (thus they already have a fairly fixed circle of friends).

One focus of most small towns is High School Sports ... so getting active in the booster activies of the local High School Sports teams can quickly allow you to get to know both some teachers and a number of parents of high schoolers. (you don't give your age but that would include people in the 30ish, teachers, to 40ish and 50ish range, parents)

YOU will need to be proactive if you are single and it is a small town (easier if you are a couple imo)

Why would you move there?? That place is fucking creepy!!

Hang a red light on your front porch

Go get naked and jog around the block a couple times

why would you want to?
people are assholes, you'll be better off not knowing anyone.

Have monkey sex with the pastor and the high school football coach.