Amazon RQ-1 predator drone (Toy). Please read amazon comments! Hysterical

Wow, you're mean.

We should have national drone appreciation day.. and go to DC with our remote control toy drones and buzz all of DC!

Yet no funny comments about Burka Barbie?

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We should go to Bohemian Grove with a bunch of these


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only about $5k per with all the bells & whistles + hd video camera

Have you guys seen the UK veet amazon reviews. Just as funny, or better.

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heres one that made me chuckle..brutal truth..

The coolest detail about this toy are the small body fragments you can litter around your target area following a drone missile strike on a wedding party. THEN (this is where the real fun begins) you circle back in an hour and fire MORE missiles at the people rescuing survivors and mourning the dead! Sure if another country did such a thing we'd decry it as heinous terrorism, but when good Ol' Uncle Sam's finger is on the joystick, you can bet that we call what we hit our target, no matter what.

Seriously? This toy is inappropriate and ought to be removed from Amazon as soon as possible. If it hasn't occurred to you, "drone" murder is still murder. As in "war crime". As in "international tribunal".

ORDER NOW and get FREE packs of Cluster Bombs (banned by all countries except the US and Israel) as well as the latest 2013 assortment of Land Mines (also banned by international treaty except for the US and Israel).

THIS IS AN EDUCATIONAL TOY AND I HOPE TO GOD THAT MY FELLOW MURCUN SHEEPLE LEARN SOMETHING FROM IT.

The Scruffy one got me rollin

My son is very interested in joining the Imperial forces when he grows up. He says he's not sure if he wants to help police the homeland or if he wants to invade foreign countries. So I thought a new Predator drone toy would be a nice gift for him. These drones are used both domestically and internationally, to spy on people and assassinate them at the Emperor's discretion. He just loves flying his drone around our house, dropping Hellfire missiles on Scruffy, our dog. He kept saying that Scruffy was a terror suspect and needed to be taken out. I asked him if Scruffy should get a trial first, and he quoted Lindsay Graham, Imperial Senator: "Shut up Scruffy, you don't get a trial!" I was so proud. I think I'll buy him some video games that promote martial law for Christmas

As strange as this may sound, that review thread of the toy gaveme great hope for our country.

PRICELESS X2!

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Oh shit this is good stuff.

You've had a busy play day - You've wiretapped Mom's cell phone and e-mail without a warrant, you've indefinitely detained your little brother Timmy in the linen closet without trial, and you've confiscated all the Super-Soakers from the neighborhood children (after all, why does any kid - besides you, of course - even NEED a Super-Soaker for self-defense? A regular water pistol should be enough). What do you do for an encore?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

That was awesome!

Good Stuff! Thanks For Sharing!
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I love it when they do that, we had a similar story on the German Amazon, it was about a Lego Surveillance and Wiretapping Truck, in the End they deleted the rating comments, that will happen in this Drone Case too, Amazon is still selling that Surveillance Truck and Amazon will continue to sell that fucking Drone!

These are must have. I'm thinking about starting to build and sell these, I have a knack for this. Think night vision, think reprogrammed routes, think no flying skills needed, think realtime video to your TV night and day. The king has these, so should you. Less than 5K.

Something strange with those comments.
Many names, same style; sounds like targeted advertising, with selling as the only motivation

Great Find OP, thanks for the morning laugh.

Here is another one:

"You've had a busy play day - You've wiretapped Mom's cell phone and e-mail without a warrant, you've indefinitely detained your little brother Timmy in the linen closet without trial, and you've confiscated all the Super-Soakers from the neighborhood children (after all, why does any kid - besides you, of course - even NEED a Super-Soaker for self-defense? A regular water pistol should be enough). What do you do for an encore?

That's where the US Air Force Medium Altitude, Long Endurance, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) RQ-1 Predator from Maisto comes in. Let's say that Dad has been labeled a terrorist in secret through your disposition matrix. Rather than just arrest him and go through the hassle of trying and convicting him in a court of law, and having to fool with all those terrorist-loving Constitutional protections, you can just use one of these flying death robots to assassinate him! Remember, due process and oversight are for sissies. Plus, you get the added bonus of taking out potential terrorists before they've even done anything - estimates have determined that you can kill up to 49 potential future terrorists of any age for every confirmed terrorist you kill, and with the innovative 'double-tap' option, you can even kill a few terrorist first responders, preventing them from committing terrorist acts like helping the wounded and rescuing survivors trapped in the rubble. Don't let Dad get away with anti-American activities! Show him who's boss, whether he's at a wedding, a funeral, or just having his morning coffee. Sow fear and carnage in your wake! Win a Nobel Peace Prize and be declared Time Magazine's Person of the Year - Twice!

This goes well with the Maisto Extraordinary Rendition playset, by the way - which gives you all the tools you need to kidnap the family pet and take him for interrogation at a neighbor's house, where the rules of the Geneva Convention may not apply. Loads of fun!"

Fuck yea! That is pant-pissing hilarious!

Noticed at external links at bottom a company hiring UAV/drome pilots and support personnel. Looks interesting. [link to tasmllc.com]

Too true!
Conditioning has to start at a young age. In addition to the Predator drones and surveillance vehicles, look for the release of mobile checkpoints, indefinite detention and reeducation camps, and rapid-response dispatch control center complete with a fleet of black, tinted-glass SUV's for kidnapping of anyone who dares to question the actions of the dark side.

Great find OP! 5*

Even though the social programming is obvious I do like the name.

There will be drone appreciation days. There is an article online about it. Even though we say we don't like the idea of them they will catch on. There will be drones that carry a citie's name with an exciting color schemes just as sports teams do now,they will compete with other cities and they will be made into heroes to the public. People will cheer them on just like they do the Houston Oilers or whatever sports team now. The plan is already there to put them everywhere even cartoons and make people view it as normal and appealing. The problem I have is with them being called drones or UAVs. They need names with personality associated that will be known to the public that can generate affection and adulation. In America they should have paint scheme with a smiling face..save the ones that look like an old P40 Warhawk with the shark teeth for overseas. They should even make plush toy drones if they want to make the youth used to them early on and grow up fascinated by them and supportive of their use. There are articles online that say there will be between 30k and over 200k of these flying around us in our skies within just a few years. Good or bad it's going to be super interesting to see how it's rolled out to the public.