I'm a penis, ask me a question?

Are you circumcised?

What's up fucker?

why do you sometimes bend to the side

Why do you always act like a dick...runny nose...

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A KNOB

you're always hanging out with nuts . your closest friend is an ass . you should quit while you're ahead .

:safest:

Why do you hate my freedom?

:wttt:

Why do you always rub on things???

Do you like wearing raincoats?

Are you claustrophobic?

LMFAO, a thread titled like this??

Do you like brown hole or red hole and do have small bugs on you or have blisters on you

Are you short and fat?

haha, I was about to comment on that, in a different way..

What do you think of the mushroom top?

Is it difficult to see in the dark with just one eye?

preferance?

vag or poop.

dem or rep?

put two fists together and hold them up in front of you face.

now take the last bone in your pinkey and hold it up.

which one runs you.

your pinkey is in charge of your dick and your belly.

be honest.

CAREFUL !

LMFAO!

Last Edited by CrazyMama73 on 02/01/2013 01:03 AM

what do you think when your owner inserts you in his boyfriends arse??

No, Your just a DICK

its similar to something like startrek but with alot more blood.

im getting fat and its hard to fit in there.

no, im a big american dick.

calm yourself.

you called

Now all you need is a head and you will be complete!