Things I wish Nancy Grace would do...

Suddenly explode in a fountain of gore.

Suddenly get attacked by no less than fifty rabid man-eating ferrets.

Break her ankle while running in her heels away from a velociraptor.

Elect to have her heart replaced with a baked potato in an experimental surgery.

Jump into an industrial meat grinder upon being told that Casey Anthony is in there waiting to give her an exclusive interview where she's going to admit killing Kaylee.

Randomly mauled by a panda.

I'll have more later...