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Flip Flops - How can men wear these disgusting things!

 
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Flip Flops - How can men wear these disgusting things!
It might just be me, but anytime I see flip flops on another dude, I see urine speckled feet with fecal matter splatter.

I am a man who always wore some sort of shoes, but mostly boots. The first time I tried on a pair of flip flops, I was on vacation in Florida. I used the men's room and while urinating, I could feel urine splattering on my feet.

I re-aimed and still felt the splatter.

I re-aimed again and still felt it.

After the 3rd unsuccessful aim, I withdrew and immediately went back to the hotel and showered. After that I put my fucking boots back on!

So seriously all you flip flop wearing pieces of shit. Tell me there is not one speck of piss on your feet.
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piss in the ocean like everyone else
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do you touch your shoes?
I know a thing or two, because I've seen a thing or two.
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02/05/2013 09:25 PM
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I'm a flip flop footer. You have to be careful in public restrooms. Piss control and a working knowledge of angles very helpful.

Though I piss in the shower as urin is know to fight of most foot related funguses. FYI
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You put your boots on to take a piss in the middle of the night?
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if your penis is so large that its directly pissing on your feet, i feel that flip flops are not your problem.
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02/05/2013 09:26 PM
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In Hawaii that's all they wear on their feet. They don't call them flip flops, they call them slippers.
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02/05/2013 09:27 PM
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You put your boots on to take a piss in the middle of the night?
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rofl
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First world problems/complaints.
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Amature

your first mistake was going into a mens bathroom with the flip flops yes thats disgusting the urinals are designed to splash.find a nice tree and call it good.

if you still have trouble with splash back you either dont have the equipment suited to range and accuracy (perhaps
you should consider a sit down in the womens)or your getting
older and have prostrate troubles which have reduced you to a dribble(i think they have diapers for that)

best of luck with your troubles
sheell be right mate
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You put your boots on to take a piss in the middle of the night?
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way to bring the piss doom, doombringer.
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way to bring the piss doom, doombringer.
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Note to self, later on bring out my doom list and add flip flop piss doom. Check!
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breaking -

north korea is releasing a 2 parter to their video and adding flip flop american piss doom full of jealousy of our massive wangers.

PISS DOOM ON
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It might just be me, but anytime I see flip flops on another dude, I see urine speckled feet with fecal matter splatter.

I am a man who always wore some sort of shoes, but mostly boots. The first time I tried on a pair of flip flops, I was on vacation in Florida. I used the men's room and while urinating, I could feel urine splattering on my feet.

I re-aimed and still felt the splatter.

I re-aimed again and still felt it.

After the 3rd unsuccessful aim, I withdrew and immediately went back to the hotel and showered. After that I put my fucking boots back on!

So seriously all you flip flop wearing pieces of shit. Tell me there is not one speck of piss on your feet.
 Quoting: Doombringer


You should wear your boots and sit like a girl. Just to be extra safe.
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I'm guessing OP probably can't see his penis?
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I have to stand a good 2 feet away from the urinal when I pull out the old firehouse. My problem is not drip on the toes, it is splashback on the pants/shorts area because of the ferocity that my stream comes out and the sheer size of it. i carry a heavy leather apron around in a sterile backpack for this eventuality. It also has a custom made harness to give me some extra support as two hand isnt enough.
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People these days both men and women are disgusting slobs. They take no pride in their appearance. I live in a beach community and still think flip flops belong only at the beach.
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Dunno.
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Here in Australia we call them thongs since a pair can double as a his and hers g-string set.
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wall of lost sol

Lifes a beach
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Piss is harmless, unlike the fungus that grows on sweaty feet in shoes.





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