How Jesus Turned Water Into Wine and YOU Can Too! | |
simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 10484024 United States 02/16/2013 05:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually please delete this thread.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34441843 "Everyone brings out the choice wine first and then the cheaper wine after the guests have had too much to drink; but you have saved the best till now." - John 2:10 Yeah...bring it out when everybody is ALREADY DRUNK. SO DRUNK, in fact, that they DRANK ALL THE WINE AT THE PARTY. Even a Magnum 40 tastes good when you're trashed. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13497296 Sweden 02/16/2013 05:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | .... you know, I was expecting a bullshit thread, but this might just reveal the source of a metaphor that most idiots are not aware is a metaphor in the first place. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34494403 So you are saying that if you don´t know many things or don´t realize because... Than you and your family are fuckin idiots and retards , so you mofo idiot you don´t know many other things huh so gtfo,simple |
<ambiguous> User ID: 22746106 Australia 02/16/2013 05:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Give not that which is holy to the dogs, nor cast your pearls before the swine, lest they trample them with their feet, and turning round rend you. Quoting: <ambiguous> Some of Jesus' finest words. I certainly agree. But have you ever thought that YOU might be the oinker? Of course not. Swine can't think. So you acknowledge the truth of His words and yet deny the truth of the miracle? What-- you can't see truth in SOME words or SOME miracles? It's all or nothing with you? Well, I've got a proposition for you: I'm a human being. I've got ocean-front property in AZ to sell you. WOW! A truth AND a lie??? Did your head just explode? So you're saying that His words and actions were of truth and lies? Doesn't that negate His purpose and what He was all about? |
Children of the Atom User ID: 20257839 United States 02/16/2013 05:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm curious, what purpose does this thread serve? To ridicule others for their beliefs? To prove Christ was not God? Last Edited by Children of the Atom on 02/16/2013 05:51 AM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15993935 Netherlands 02/16/2013 05:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Step 1: Find a wine jug that's been used a lot of times. Quoting: simultaneous_final Step 2: Fill jug with room-temperature water. Step 3: Agitate. Step 4: Serve wine-colored/flavored water to already drunk wedding guests. Step 5: YOU SAVED THE PARTY! IT'S A MIRACLE! ! Exactly my sentiments. And what about the "cripple" that could suddenly walk after a talking to? Maybe that cripple wasn't really cripple and it was an act to convince the "gathering crowds" of Jesus's powers. |
Judethz User ID: 20521597 United Kingdom 02/16/2013 05:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jhn 2:10 And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: [but] thou hast kept the good wine until now. Quoting: Judethz Right... Wine of the highest quality... There is also the wine of the wrath of God, but I really don't think that you would want to drink that. Rev 14:10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13813766 Australia 02/16/2013 05:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | .... you know, I was expecting a bullshit thread, but this might just reveal the source of a metaphor that most idiots are not aware is a metaphor in the first place. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34494403 Indeed. Jesus' first miracle was a parlor trick, most likely. What may surprise you is that I've actually tried this trick. It was a hit. The water tasted like weak wine and it was a deep burgundy color. I used an old Spanish wine skin and not a jug. I would imagine that the results would be similar. The wine skin hadn't been used in 50 or more years. Still, the water tasted like wine. |
simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 10484024 United States 02/16/2013 05:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: simultaneous_final Some of Jesus' finest words. I certainly agree. But have you ever thought that YOU might be the oinker? Of course not. Swine can't think. So you acknowledge the truth of His words and yet deny the truth of the miracle? What-- you can't see truth in SOME words or SOME miracles? It's all or nothing with you? Well, I've got a proposition for you: I'm a human being. I've got ocean-front property in AZ to sell you. WOW! A truth AND a lie??? Did your head just explode? So you're saying that His words and actions were of truth and lies? Doesn't that negate His purpose and what He was all about? Reconsile that for yourself. I'm not a Christian. But as for myself, I don't find it unusual at all that a man would mix lies and truth to get his message across. Look at history. Hitler did it. Stalin. Bush. Obama. All the rest. Last Edited by simultaneous_final on 02/16/2013 06:05 AM A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1256345 United States 02/16/2013 05:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Really? I find it funny. People claiming to have a brain ignoring logic. Claiming to have the facts, using a single book and when questioned reffrence the same book for proof, this is not some kind of chuckle? Not to mention there was of course NEVER a vested intrest in any form of embelishment in any so called holy book, none what so ever. Just ask the cartoon version of the self appointed queenie of the mic-o-bees (I thought she was old test. and talmud/torah anyway. You know, the side that says christ is in hell boiling in his own exrement.) . Her ilk would never embelish a tale or tell a lie. |
simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 10484024 United States 02/16/2013 06:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm curious, what purpose does this thread serve? To ridicule others for their beliefs? To prove Christ was not God? Quoting: Children of the Atom Maybe Christ WAS God. I don't know. This thread is just to show the simple parlor trick of turning water into wine. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
<ambiguous> User ID: 22746106 Australia 02/16/2013 06:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: <ambiguous> So you acknowledge the truth of His words and yet deny the truth of the miracle? What-- you can't see truth in SOME words or SOME miracles? It's all or nothing with you? Well, I've got a proposition for you: I'm a human being. I've got ocean-front property in AZ to sell you. WOW! A truth AND a lie??? Did your head just explode? So you're saying that His words and actions were of truth and lies? Doesn't that negate His purpose and what He was all about? Reconsile that for yourself. I'm not a Christian. But as for myself, I don't find it unusual at all that a man would mix lies and truth to get his message across. Look at history. Butler did it. Stalin. Bush. Obama. All the rest. I'll let you continue your troll without interrupting you further. |
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simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 10484024 United States 02/16/2013 06:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: simultaneous_final What-- you can't see truth in SOME words or SOME miracles? It's all or nothing with you? Well, I've got a proposition for you: I'm a human being. I've got ocean-front property in AZ to sell you. WOW! A truth AND a lie??? Did your head just explode? So you're saying that His words and actions were of truth and lies? Doesn't that negate His purpose and what He was all about? Reconsile that for yourself. I'm not a Christian. But as for myself, I don't find it unusual at all that a man would mix lies and truth to get his message across. Look at history. Butler did it. Stalin. Bush. Obama. All the rest. I'll let you continue your troll without interrupting you further. That's what all the mentally-infirm say. Give up. It's easier to just call me a "troll" than to acknowledge (you don't have to accept it) the VERY SIMPLE explanation for this "unexplainable miracle". A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
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Ozicell User ID: 33380026 Australia 02/16/2013 06:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Many would be amazed at just how many so called miracles boil down to just plain common sense! Last Edited by Ozicell on 02/16/2013 06:33 AM That which is - has already been, And what is to be - has already been. Quote: King Solomon. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 31345634 Puerto Rico 02/16/2013 06:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Step 1: Find a wine jug that's been used a lot of times. Quoting: simultaneous_final Step 2: Fill jug with room-temperature water. Step 3: Agitate. Step 4: Serve wine-colored/flavored water to already drunk wedding guests. Step 5: YOU SAVED THE PARTY! IT'S A MIRACLE! you forgot to add the Future time traveler wine tasting COOL aid or tang mix ! Even miracles have a method , be it magical transmutation of elements or mere magic trickery ... but there are LAWS to follow in GODS (Lucifer) created universe ... Its the method & not the results you need to look into when inquiring into miracles.. fact : it happened.. method .. unknown ... |
<ambiguous> User ID: 22746106 Australia 02/16/2013 06:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's what all the mentally-infirm say. Give up. It's easier to just call me a "troll" than to acknowledge (you don't have to accept it) the VERY SIMPLE explanation for this "unexplainable miracle". Quoting: simultaneous_final Ok... you say you're not a christian but seem quite content to question their beliefs by equating it all to a parlour trick that anyone could do. What is to you what others believe and have faith in? Do you have some deep sense of goodwill towards your fellow man that compels you to do so? There are those that will agree with you and those that won't so to what extent should we keep discussing it so that one agrees to agree? Last Edited by <ambiguous> on 02/16/2013 06:38 AM |
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Ozicell User ID: 33380026 Australia 02/16/2013 06:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Many would be amazed at just now many so called miracles boil down to just plain common sense! Quoting: Ozicell Care to expand? Meanwhile. You posted the vid now do the maths yourself! Meanwhile check out just how many time Jesus is reported to have said - YOUR faith has healed you! So many look to external supernatural powers for help and answers - yet they fail to look inwards! Everything they need they will find there. That which is - has already been, And what is to be - has already been. Quote: King Solomon. |
Ozicell User ID: 33380026 Australia 02/16/2013 06:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Although many less in numbers, I have seen this miracle twice myself in my lifetime and that includes many witnesses! That which is - has already been, And what is to be - has already been. Quote: King Solomon. |
simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 10484024 United States 02/16/2013 06:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't know. I'm talking about this one particular "miracle". This one has a simple explanation. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |