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How Jesus Turned Water Into Wine and YOU Can Too!

 
simultaneous_final  (OP)

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Actually please delete this thread..

"Everyone brings out the choice wine first and then the cheaper wine after the guests have had too much to drink; but you have saved the best till now." - John 2:10
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Yeah...bring it out when everybody is ALREADY DRUNK. SO DRUNK, in fact, that they DRANK ALL THE WINE AT THE PARTY.

Even a Magnum 40 tastes good when you're trashed.
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.... you know, I was expecting a bullshit thread, but this might just reveal the source of a metaphor that most idiots are not aware is a metaphor in the first place.
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So you are saying that if you don´t know many things or don´t realize because... Than you and your family are fuckin idiots and retards , so you mofo idiot you don´t know many other things huh so gtfo,simple
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Give not that which is holy to the dogs, nor cast your pearls before the swine, lest they trample them with their feet, and turning round rend you.
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Some of Jesus' finest words. I certainly agree. But have you ever thought that YOU might be the oinker? Of course not. Swine can't think.
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So you acknowledge the truth of His words and yet deny the truth of the miracle?
 Quoting: <ambiguous>


What-- you can't see truth in SOME words or SOME miracles? It's all or nothing with you?

Well, I've got a proposition for you:

I'm a human being.

I've got ocean-front property in AZ to sell you.

WOW! A truth AND a lie??? Did your head just explode?
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So you're saying that His words and actions were of truth and lies? Doesn't that negate His purpose and what He was all about?
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I'm curious, what purpose does this thread serve? To ridicule others for their beliefs? To prove Christ was not God?

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Step 1: Find a wine jug that's been used a lot of times.

Step 2: Fill jug with room-temperature water.

Step 3: Agitate.

Step 4: Serve wine-colored/flavored water to already drunk wedding guests.

Step 5: YOU SAVED THE PARTY! IT'S A MIRACLE!
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!

Exactly my sentiments.

And what about the "cripple" that could suddenly walk after a talking to? Maybe that cripple wasn't really cripple and it was an act to convince the "gathering crowds" of Jesus's powers.
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Jhn 2:10 And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: [but] thou hast kept the good wine until now.
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Right...

Wine of the highest quality...
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judethcflo9 There is also the wine of the wrath of God, but I really don't think that you would want to drink that.

Rev 14:10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
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.... you know, I was expecting a bullshit thread, but this might just reveal the source of a metaphor that most idiots are not aware is a metaphor in the first place.
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Indeed. Jesus' first miracle was a parlor trick, most likely.

What may surprise you is that I've actually tried this trick. It was a hit. The water tasted like weak wine and it was a deep burgundy color. I used an old Spanish wine skin and not a jug. I would imagine that the results would be similar. The wine skin hadn't been used in 50 or more years. Still, the water tasted like wine.
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Some of Jesus' finest words. I certainly agree. But have you ever thought that YOU might be the oinker? Of course not. Swine can't think.
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So you acknowledge the truth of His words and yet deny the truth of the miracle?
 Quoting: <ambiguous>


What-- you can't see truth in SOME words or SOME miracles? It's all or nothing with you?

Well, I've got a proposition for you:

I'm a human being.

I've got ocean-front property in AZ to sell you.

WOW! A truth AND a lie??? Did your head just explode?
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


So you're saying that His words and actions were of truth and lies? Doesn't that negate His purpose and what He was all about?
 Quoting: <ambiguous>


Reconsile that for yourself. I'm not a Christian.

But as for myself, I don't find it unusual at all that a man would mix lies and truth to get his message across. Look at history. Hitler did it. Stalin. Bush. Obama. All the rest.

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I can turn wine into piss and so can you
Gone bezerkin...
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Please unpin this thread because of too much stupidity.
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Really? I find it funny. People claiming to have a brain ignoring logic. Claiming to have the facts, using a single book and when questioned reffrence the same book for proof, this is not some kind of chuckle?
Not to mention there was of course NEVER a vested intrest in any form of embelishment in any so called holy book, none what so ever. Just ask the cartoon version of the self appointed queenie of the mic-o-bees (I thought she was old test. and talmud/torah anyway. You know, the side that says christ is in hell boiling in his own exrement.) . Her ilk would never embelish a tale or tell a lie.banana2
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I'm curious, what purpose does this thread serve? To ridicule others for their beliefs? To prove Christ was not God?
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Maybe Christ WAS God. I don't know. This thread is just to show the simple parlor trick of turning water into wine.
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So you acknowledge the truth of His words and yet deny the truth of the miracle?
 Quoting: <ambiguous>


What-- you can't see truth in SOME words or SOME miracles? It's all or nothing with you?

Well, I've got a proposition for you:

I'm a human being.

I've got ocean-front property in AZ to sell you.

WOW! A truth AND a lie??? Did your head just explode?
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


So you're saying that His words and actions were of truth and lies? Doesn't that negate His purpose and what He was all about?
 Quoting: <ambiguous>


Reconsile that for yourself. I'm not a Christian.

But as for myself, I don't find it unusual at all that a man would mix lies and truth to get his message across. Look at history. Butler did it. Stalin. Bush. Obama. All the rest.
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I'll let you continue your troll without interrupting you further.
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I´m not christian but please christians leave this poor troll alone
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I can turn wine into piss and so can you
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You don't BUY wine...you borrow it!
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I´m not christian but please christians leave this poor troll alone
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Who you calling a troll, AC?
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What-- you can't see truth in SOME words or SOME miracles? It's all or nothing with you?

Well, I've got a proposition for you:

I'm a human being.

I've got ocean-front property in AZ to sell you.

WOW! A truth AND a lie??? Did your head just explode?
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


So you're saying that His words and actions were of truth and lies? Doesn't that negate His purpose and what He was all about?
 Quoting: <ambiguous>


Reconsile that for yourself. I'm not a Christian.

But as for myself, I don't find it unusual at all that a man would mix lies and truth to get his message across. Look at history. Butler did it. Stalin. Bush. Obama. All the rest.
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I'll let you continue your troll without interrupting you further.
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That's what all the mentally-infirm say. Give up. It's easier to just call me a "troll" than to acknowledge (you don't have to accept it) the VERY SIMPLE explanation for this "unexplainable miracle".
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I´m not christian but please christians leave this poor troll alone
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He is obviously searching for something.
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I can turn wine into piss and so can you
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You don't BUY wine...you borrow it!
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chuckle
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Many would be amazed at just how many so called miracles boil down to just plain common sense!

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Congrats.

You know how to cheat people. rant
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Many would be amazed at just now many so called miracles boil down to just plain common sense!
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Care to expand?

Meanwhile.

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Congrats.

You know how to cheat people. rant
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praise the lord!
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Congrats.

You know how to cheat people. rant
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praise the lord!
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We need that smiley of that black lady hollering "hallerluja" or somehing...
Gone bezerkin...
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More importantly, how did he feed the 4,000? Or the 5,000?
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Step 1: Find a wine jug that's been used a lot of times.

Step 2: Fill jug with room-temperature water.

Step 3: Agitate.

Step 4: Serve wine-colored/flavored water to already drunk wedding guests.

Step 5: YOU SAVED THE PARTY! IT'S A MIRACLE!
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you forgot to add the Future time traveler wine tasting COOL aid or tang mix !

Even miracles have a method , be it magical transmutation of elements or mere magic trickery ...
but there are LAWS to follow in GODS (Lucifer) created universe ...

Its the method & not the results you need to look into when inquiring into miracles..

fact : it happened..

method .. unknown ...
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That's what all the mentally-infirm say. Give up. It's easier to just call me a "troll" than to acknowledge (you don't have to accept it) the VERY SIMPLE explanation for this "unexplainable miracle".
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Ok... you say you're not a christian but seem quite content to question their beliefs by equating it all to a parlour trick that anyone could do. What is to you what others believe and have faith in? Do you have some deep sense of goodwill towards your fellow man that compels you to do so?

There are those that will agree with you and those that won't so to what extent should we keep discussing it so that one agrees to agree?

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worst thread ever in glp... for a mile.
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Many would be amazed at just now many so called miracles boil down to just plain common sense!
 Quoting: Ozicell

Care to expand?

Meanwhile.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34359776


You posted the vid now do the maths yourself!

Meanwhile check out just how many time Jesus is reported to have said - YOUR faith has healed you!

So many look to external supernatural powers for help and answers - yet they fail to look inwards! Everything they need they will find there. hf
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More importantly, how did he feed the 4,000? Or the 5,000?
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Although many less in numbers, I have seen this miracle twice myself in my lifetime and that includes many witnesses!
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More importantly, how did he feed the 4,000? Or the 5,000?
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I don't know. I'm talking about this one particular "miracle". This one has a simple explanation.
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