how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

What was your moniker on FC?

Teapots? Ferret? Katalyst?

This thread makes me lol hard :)

This thread make me hard lol

I *love* porn in the woods... blowing around all fleshy-frayed... with the leaves... like the leaves... damp and musty-mouldy, earthy as lust and returning to the earth... how i love to make my bed of porn in the woods and writhe naked in its sumptuous mass, like some creature in its nest...

Never found them in the woods much, but they were always laying alongside the road when I was a kid. Weird.

for early 90's woodporn:

Always blaming Mexicans about everything !!

When I was a kid I would sneak into the golf course and hunt golfballs in the woods, there I would lay porn on the fairways among other things

Yeah, we always found them in the woods too! And there was a road that dead-ended into a lake, always porn mags there. It was also a partying/parking spot for older teens, so there was also lots of beer/liquor bottles and condoms! Lol those were the days! (70s for me!).

We also had a fort built in an old graveyard, and we kept a huge stash in there. One friend kept his stack hidden in the recess under a desk drawer. I kept mine in the central heating vent that was in the floor by my bed :) ahhh, youth!

naughty knotty

i found porn in the woods too....my mind is blown by this

he said blown

Because wives and mothers didn't understand. Now days I imagine the "woods" are a hidden folder at c:\program file\adobe\dll\misc\.

you got that right

I stole my dads playboys dragged them to the bush at the age of six. Fell cut my head. Heard about it years later from lots of people that had found it. Beside a local printers found a load of new porn (90's) dragged it back to the fort. So I was a reason or my dad? Lol

Found it in strange places. Mostly outside

a guy has to go somewhere and fap.

back to David and Donald....'enough!

i am happy to say that i still find them in the woods.

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THREADS THAT I WISH I HAD POSTED!

DAMMNIT, MAN!!!!!

WONDER WHERE OP IS TODAY???!!!...

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here in Phoenix they were in the alleys

this is funny shit

I found porn a few times in our house and one time in the car as a kid. Me and my sister were looking at it together when we found it in the car and when my dad caught us, he took it from us and said "that is disgusting!" Well, gee, who brought the porn in, Dad lol

Though never found it in the woods or outside as a kid that I can remember. Though then again, didnt get out much, my only friend was my sister.