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how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

 
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I remember finding an ass load of porn in the woods next to a charred mattress spring thing (the bed was completely burned)when I was about 8. My friends and I stole all of the playboy and penthouse mags and stashed them in the backyard club house.

When my mom and step dad found them, the look I got was pretty horrific for weeks.

They looked at me like I strangled my own grandma.
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What the hell made you think of this OP? You are so right. I think they were gifts from the sex gods. Now that I think of it though why would anyone jack it in the woods?

This is the best thread ever posted on GLP it should be pinned!
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They were underage and didnt want to get busted I'm guessing
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Hmm.. it is weird. We found porn in the woods as well.
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He sure do have a purty mouth.


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L0L. that was true for where I lived
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true for me too
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15 years ago, I was 13 years old, and the best way to find porn was IRC, downloading small clips on 56k took a long time.
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Seems it could be a global phenomenon, here in the uk, when i was a kid which was the 70s and 80s, porn mags in the woods was fairly commonplace.

What i did notice also, was that if the wood was near a motorway, it had an even higher chance of yeilding porn.

90% of the time, the mags were sadly ripped up. Never understood why.
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07/11/2013 07:21 PM
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Because wood sprites elves and nymphs are horny little f*ckers!
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07/11/2013 07:32 PM
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Back in the day, we used to call that "hedgeporn", and you're right, like white dogshit, you don't get that anymore.
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wasn't this thread about 75 pages long? what happened? I remember commenting on it in '06.

Prune the spam?

BTW- still the * BEST * GLP thread EVER!
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Before there was Internet, guess horny people needed to get their fix somehow
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07/11/2013 07:36 PM
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i worked it out a few days ago, because a super predator/s set the site up(and yes its global, should tell you something), gets the local imbalanced to come and indulge their lust in a seclude open place, whilst no doubt they are under surveillance, then hoping as word goes out surreptitiously in the local community especially amongst more adventurous children, to get children investigating the site, then i imagine try to groom them, or just molest them.
I remember seeing at least 2 setups like this when i was younger in the antipodes.
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07/16/2013 06:47 AM
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The woods were the place to anonomously stash your porn before the internet.
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I remember finding an ass load of porn in the woods next to a charred mattress spring thing (the bed was completely burned)when I was about 8. My friends and I stole all of the playboy and penthouse mags and stashed them in the backyard club house.

When my mom and step dad found them, the look I got was pretty horrific for weeks.

They looked at me like I strangled my own grandma.
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:stepbrotherschaz:
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Seems it could be a global phenomenon, here in the uk, when i was a kid which was the 70s and 80s, porn mags in the woods was fairly commonplace.

What i did notice also, was that if the wood was near a motorway, it had an even higher chance of yeilding porn.

90% of the time, the mags were sadly ripped up. Never understood why.
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Yeah, I remember they were often ripped to tiny shreds. Never understood why either.
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Seems it could be a global phenomenon, here in the uk, when i was a kid which was the 70s and 80s, porn mags in the woods was fairly commonplace.

What i did notice also, was that if the wood was near a motorway, it had an even higher chance of yeilding porn.

90% of the time, the mags were sadly ripped up. Never understood why.
 Quoting: bargoose


Yeah, I remember they were often ripped to tiny shreds. Never understood why either.
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LOL If you found just one Page untouched that was something
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HA HA! We didn't have woods, but we used to collect aluminum cans in the late 70's around the local area dumpster diving.
We always found the porn at the car wash. It was always a bonus.
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yeah . . . . . carwash porn . . . :homer:
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It was the only safe place to view such material.
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09/09/2013 11:29 PM
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Ahh...memories, memories. Reminds me of when I was a kid 40 years ago, after the first real thaw of spring and finding a Playboy under a rock in the woods. I can even recall the creased pages and slightly moldy odor and I flipped through the newly discovered porn.

Glad I saw this thread. I hadn't thought about this in decades, and I had no idea it was such a global phenomenon.
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09/09/2013 11:46 PM
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Yep, we would find pRon mags in the woods all the time in the 70's and early 80's.

pRon mag fairy...I guess.
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And they always reeked of cigarettes!
Idealism is a wonderful thing, as long as you have someone rational to put it to good use.
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reporting in, porn mag discoverer in the 90's in the woodage.





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