how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

pedos plant them, wait for child to find them, strikes while child is curious

muff daddy, this thread is old as mcdonalds pie

Was it a hardwood forest that most mags were found

True. Always a screwed up page of two stuck in a bush. Starting to think it was peadophiles getting kicks out of kids finding them. Seems like. Waste of a good jizz mag otherwise.

Is there still porn mags in the woods these days? I don't get out there anymore.

Printed porn is another tradition that the internet has laid to rest.

Future generations of wankers will never know the thrill of finding hidden treasures of porno gold.

Its true where I lived as well.. in nM, where I lived at the time. and like another poster put.. "there were more pervs hiding in closets and the woods back then....
Honestly there was alot of Sexual abuse back then as well.. Many children were being molested by sick men and rape was far more common. I feel the whole influx of porn created quiet a sickness in western culture.

because back then, the woods were like the internet.

Very funny, and very true. I remember in the 80's as a kid running around in a field adjacent to the apartments we lived in. All the kids would run around, and there were these large bamboo bushes with the inside hollowed out...this was where the homeless drunkards sheltered, it looked actually quite comfy with a sofa and night stand, lol. One day we braved to enter the dwelling, no drunkards to be found, but oh glorious porn stash was discovered. At the time we had no idea why so many of the pages were stuck together, live and learn. It became our hide out as the drunkards were now MIA up until one of the kids decided to play with matches and burned the entire place down. Our secret porn palace was left in smoldering ruins once and for all as we watched the a fire engine putting out the blaze.

lol, that is a funny little thing that seems to have happened back in the day.. i remember me and my friends finding a mag that had real hardcore pics in it, almost as bad as internet porn today. it was a real score! haha.. i tore a few pages out to keep for myself and let someone else keep the rest

Dude. It's fucking true. Holy shit.......

When I was little me and a buddy found some kind of camp in a wooded residential area in N Seattle.

We found a wooden trunk or blanket chest full of playboys and hustler mags... We drug the entire treasure chest full of pron all the way home and stashed it in the fort we had out back.

Those were the days lol!

wow im the op of this thread and just did a search for it cant belive this many repilies all these years later

The last time I went hiking I found a gay porn dvd in the woods (don't wanna know what that was about).

And yet another sick fuck outs itself on GLP ..

GTFO

Those were the good old days.

didnt really find them in the woods, we learned we could dive into the old magazine recycling and find tons of them though.

Because the male is primal. this is where 11 year old Johnny would blow his first load with dads porn mag found under moms side of mattress.

For Nostalgia