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how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

 
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When I moved out of my parents house and into a flat with my girlfriend. I decided that it was time to leave the porn behind. I had a couple of years worth of Club and Men's World mags that I put in a box and took to the woods where I found my porn. I knew that some lucky kid would find that jackpot and feel like he's won the lottery.

Kinda made me feel good to give something back to the community.
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When I moved out of my parents house and into a flat with my girlfriend. I decided that it was time to leave the porn behind. I had a couple of years worth of Club and Men's World mags that I put in a box and took to the woods where I found my porn. I knew that some lucky kid would find that jackpot and feel like he's won the lottery.

Kinda made me feel good to give something back to the community.



Thanks, 81036, for the chuckle.
That one felt good.
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You definitely deserve a hand for your generous consideration of others.

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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
I suspect it's all part of a covert federally sponsored Montauk-style time traveling project
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Do you have any idea how warm you are with that comment?
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02/03/2009 12:37 AM
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
76201- I just pissed my pants... rofl,,, We had a bamboo grove with the center hollowed out... We charged admission too see our collection of hot 70's chicks wiht flowers in their hair
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OMG who is this.... ???
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
bump
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LOL!

First porn I ever saw was a stash in the woods near my friends house. No joke. What the hell. I had no idea it was so common.
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02/12/2009 11:31 PM
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
I remember being that age and "exploring" an old shack in a cow pasture or something. My "pal" brought up the subject of wondering what it felt like to have sex, and after I said "I don't know," he said "I know how we can find out," which I fully comprehended but completely ignored. I wonder how many "butt buddies" are out there?
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02/12/2009 11:32 PM
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So c'mon! Let's bare it all! How many here had "butt buddies?"
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02/12/2009 11:35 PM
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Oh come on!.....did you have a butt buddy?
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02/12/2009 11:47 PM
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You know there are many muscled-up jocks and cowboys out there that secretly like butt sex with their buddies.
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
If I see a dude slap another dude on the ass, I see a closet homosexual.
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Is that not the case?
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Sounds about right to me.

Don't think I'm gay just because of my name.
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LOL!

First porn I ever saw was a stash in the woods near my friends house. No joke. What the hell. I had no idea it was so common.
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That's the beauty of this thread. It captures a quirky little slice of Americana that's never been addressed anywhere else that I know of.
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02/19/2009 02:36 AM
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I remember at a skateboard competition in 86 or 87 someone tore all the pages apart of a porn mag and threw them everywhere. It was at a schoolyard on a Sunday. It was windy and there was porn blowing everywhere. Fugn funny shit.
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laugh
I remember at a skateboard competition in 86 or 87 someone tore all the pages apart of a porn mag and threw them everywhere. It was at a schoolyard on a Sunday. It was windy and there was porn blowing everywhere. Fugn funny shit.
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Things that go bump in the woods.
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That's funny. I was just thinking about this the other day. Old musty wrinkled up porn mags out in the woods. Sometimes you'd just find a page or two stuck in the dirt. I thought I was the only little perv out there who found this shit.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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man thst is a question i wondered when i was 10. It seemed we always hit the jackpot when we went to the woods. i enjoyed reading this tread
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02/21/2009 02:08 PM
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
This is one of my all-time favorite GLP threads.

Talk about sharing a common experience!!!!
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02/21/2009 02:13 PM
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LOL

Maybe that's what the aliens are doing out in the woods too, looking for old porn mags.
Looks like they have to work hard for porn too.
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
This is one of my all-time favorite GLP threads.

Talk about sharing a common experience!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 567074


Yeah, like someone else said, a little slice of Americana that no one else has ever talked about before. No surprise really though. Can you imagine how controversial it would be to make a movie about this?
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
cuz your Mom didn't "clean" the woods...only your "room"
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
cuz your Mom didn't "clean" the woods...only your "room"
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Lol. I got in trouble because I started drawing stick figures in school with tits and bush. Mom was pissed.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
..

That's the beauty of this thread. It captures a quirky little slice of Americana that's never been addressed anywhere else that I know of.
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It's not only Americana... ;)
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Uh, because that is where Dads whent to jerk off before heading home from work. Sheesh, didn't take much to answer that one! LOL

It's not like you can take the smut home, expecially when your part of the "moral majority" :-)
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Wow, and I thought I had struck gold when I found a stash of porn in the woods during my early teens. lol
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You silly hell_boys.
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So c'mon! Let's bare it all! How many here had "butt buddies?"
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Nice try!
Now zip your pants back up - wanker!
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You ghey hell_boys.
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