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Message Subject how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Poster Handle Screwtape
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lol...holy crap! It was epidemic in my area. We had lots of neighborhoods bordering woody areas.

When I was in elementary school, one day during recess, someone spotted some porn in the wooded hill around the schoolgrounds. Teams of newly-horny recon rangers took to the slopes. Most of the booty(pun/no pun?)was old Playboy material. It had obviously been out there blowing around for some time. The pages I snagged were faded and creased, with the creases practically worn into perforation edges. They had all the aged characteristics of a pirate map.

Anyway, someone ratted in class and everyone who had any was forced to turn it over. I gave a bit of fight...the teacher actually had to pull it from my pocket(is that legal?).

It was like some kind of East German crackdown. I guess I'm lucky they didn't take me out behind the gym and put a bullet in the back of my head.

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