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how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

 
Anonymous Coward
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wow...this thread shows me that I have actually been here since 2006 not 2007 like I thought...oh where have the days gone
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09/09/2013 11:56 PM
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Now you can find DVD,USB,etc with porno !!

Tech is changing us !!


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09/10/2013 12:57 AM
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Yeah, we always found them in the woods too! And there was a road that dead-ended into a lake, always porn mags there. It was also a partying/parking spot for older teens, so there was also lots of beer/liquor bottles and condoms! Lol those were the days! (70s for me!).

We also had a fort built in an old graveyard, and we kept a huge stash in there. One friend kept his stack hidden in the recess under a desk drawer. I kept mine in the central heating vent that was in the floor by my bed :) ahhh, youth!
 Quoting: JerkyBoy 1494142


You didn't grow up in East TN by any chance, did you? I think I might know you and your friends! We lived on a road in West Knox County that dead-ended into the lake and was a major late night party spot for older teens, complete with discarded adult mags in the weeds. There were twin boys down from our house who had a fort in an old graveyard. One of my friend's brothers kept his mags in the recess under a bottom desk drawer, and another kid in the neighborhood knew someone who stashed his in the floor vent... This would all have been during the same time period you mentioned.

Either I know you, or there are some amazing coincidences!


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09/12/2013 11:54 PM
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Yes, and that was also back in the day when the porn mag models had some bush 'down there'...remember??
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We found a dresser full of porn in the woods 5 drawers packed with a bunch of knock off 90s porn. The 3 of us dragged it back to our clubhouse crossing roads and all.pigchef
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 Quoting: WTF 75816


You mean that I can avoid embarrassment at the news stand and get free porn mags. in the bush????? Do they grow on trees? Ahhhhh..................that's what a Porn Tree is.........now all I have to do is find one and pick its flowers or fruit!


See ya later..... I'm going bush! hi
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Yes, and that was also back in the day when the porn mag models had some bush 'down there'...remember??
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Korean girls still tend to prefer natural bush...down there...
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11/13/2013 04:04 AM
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Ppl like ted bundy live in the woods
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11/13/2013 05:25 AM
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Ahh...memories, memories. Reminds me of when I was a kid 40 years ago...

Glad I saw this thread. I hadn't thought about this in decades, and I had no idea it was such a global phenomenon.
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hiding
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11/13/2013 05:36 AM
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Yep. Outside Corvallis Oregon we hooligans would always find porn mags and sex books in various places. I guess people would rip them off from the book stores, fap and then dump them.
Was always like coming across hidden treasure.
Also Dr. Ruth Westheimer books which was weird.
The joy of sex, etc.
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01/08/2014 11:08 AM
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01/08/2014 11:12 AM
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 Quoting: WTF 75816


Connecticut all day long .. forever find em when you were a kid .. I wonder if that's how they end up there kids taken em out to check them out ..
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01/23/2014 10:39 AM
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bump for the only country where ALL woods used to have porn. I remember finding it at least a few times.

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01/23/2014 10:57 AM
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When my parents announced that they were going out to get decorating stuff to do my room so clear my stuff I had to dump 2 carrier bags of porn over the railway embankment, my more valuable assets taking up all my other hideouts, that was decades ago though, glossy paper, fond memories.
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01/23/2014 05:52 PM
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I love seeing this old thread. Never fails to make me smile.

Based on my experience as a remodeling contractor, there are a plethora of clever ways to hide one's hoard of porno gold which is then forsaken til such as I dig it up.

Testosterone poisoned adolesents do what nature demands.



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01/23/2014 06:00 PM
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Porn Fairies!
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01/23/2014 06:04 PM
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All those hot 70's chicks...lol
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TBH, I didn't really learn a lot about the female anatomy from those porn mags. Too much unkempt bush to see much of anything.
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01/23/2014 06:04 PM
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This must be a national epidemic, happened both states I lived in. Don't ever see that now, which is good.
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01/23/2014 06:09 PM
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Back in da dayz there was always woodz in the pornz...
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01/23/2014 06:11 PM
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As I recall it was the older kids stealing them where ever they could get them and then stashing them in they woods so they could whack their pee pees and go back later and do it again. If you wanted to look at em it was best to use a stick or a pair of thongs, keep your fingers outa man goo. hiding
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01/24/2014 07:26 PM
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Porn and the woodie.

Now I get it.


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Best thread ever
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I grew up in a mobile home park and there was a wooded area neae. We found porn mags there once. I learned about sex at the age of 4. I was too young for that crap... Weird yet awesome thread!
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Never let this thread die.


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This thread is fucking hilarious because it's true.

Late 80's porn magazine woods discoverer here. It happened about 4 times.
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01/24/2014 11:10 PM
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classic americana.

a neverending thread........

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01/24/2014 11:33 PM
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Imagine if you will, archeo-anthropologists centuries hense digging up all this printed shit and then saying WTF?

Kinda like when we dug up those nasty queen Hapchetsut porno scrolls . . . .

Or so I wood think.
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01/24/2014 11:41 PM
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 Quoting: WTF 75816


You should ask Hugh Hefner that question. He just might have the answer for you.





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