BEWARE!! Mind-scanning secret surveillance appliances!

A WARNING TO ALL!! Be very careful in what appliances you buy for your house. Secret mind-surveillance technology is implanted many popular brands such as Sunbeam and Breville.

I had a friend who has worked in these industries in the past, and when he saw my toaster he hinted at it, but he wouldn't elaborate.

So...

I took it apart and found a small electronic chipboard that didn't fit anywhere else with the insides of the toaster, I also found what appeared to be a tiny microphone or wifi reconisance device.

The government secretly commissions these companies to implant these devices so they can covertly record information about your life.

You may want to check your house appliances for such devices, and especially beware Sunbeam and Breville!