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| whiteangel also known at WA User ID: 1775746 United States03/01/2013 02:24 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well it doesn't rhyme and only contains one line but it's short & sweet and to the point! :ericcartman:  Cute. Realized I read the post wrong, something that has NEVER ever happened to me before  Isaiah 5:20 KJV Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Thread: Being Prepared - Updated Basic Food List On Page One |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 35331460  Mexico03/01/2013 02:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok Dr Acs, I have a story which i wrote here on this very site!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35331460 Can you just extend the word count to 549? I just checked it on that wordcount site and it is either too long or the wordcount site doesn't work very well?? I also got two good comments about it so it might be a winner for a years membership prize? Thanx bud, the prize will really help me and my 29 starving children, 19 wives and my dog. Could you not maybe just cull your story to make it shorter? For example you could cut out the beginning bit, and the end bit. And also maybe the bit in the middle.  Ya so i just tried that and now that stupid county word broken thing says 0. Ohhhh i get it, my wives, starving children and dog fart in your general direction.... I know, how about I just post an empty thread and then Dr Ac can use his psychic skillz to telepathically read the story? Do you accept telepathic stories that you make up as you go along until it wins dr ac? |
| whiteangel also known at WA User ID: 1775746 United States03/01/2013 02:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok Dr Acs, I have a story which i wrote here on this very site!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35331460 Can you just extend the word count to 549? I just checked it on that wordcount site and it is either too long or the wordcount site doesn't work very well?? I also got two good comments about it so it might be a winner for a years membership prize? Thanx bud, the prize will really help me and my 29 starving children, 19 wives and my dog. Could you not maybe just cull your story to make it shorter? For example you could cut out the beginning bit, and the end bit. And also maybe the bit in the middle. Ya so i just tried that and now that stupid county word broken thing says 0. Ohhhh i get it, my wives, starving children and dog fart in your general direction.... I know, how about I just post an empty thread and then Dr Ac can use his psychic skillz to telepathically read the story? Do you accept telepathic stories that you make up as you go along until it wins dr ac? Got a Word program? It counts for you automatically. Isaiah 5:20 KJV Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Thread: Being Prepared - Updated Basic Food List On Page One |
| Dr. Acula (OP) Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 70872 United States03/01/2013 02:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ya so i just tried that and now that stupid county word broken thing says 0. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35331460 Ohhhh i get it, my wives, starving children and dog fart in your general direction.... I know, how about I just post an empty thread and then Dr Ac can use his psychic skillz to telepathically read the story? Do you accept telepathic stories that you make up as you go along until it wins dr ac? are you even going to create a free account to be eligible to win? _______________________  |
| Dom Diputs User ID: 32844664 United States03/01/2013 02:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ya so i just tried that and now that stupid county word broken thing says 0. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35331460 Ohhhh i get it, my wives, starving children and dog fart in your general direction.... I know, how about I just post an empty thread and then Dr Ac can use his psychic skillz to telepathically read the story? Do you accept telepathic stories that you make up as you go along until it wins dr ac? are you even going to create a free account to be eligible to win?  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 35331460 Mexico03/01/2013 03:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ya so i just tried that and now that stupid county word broken thing says 0. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35331460 Ohhhh i get it, my wives, starving children and dog fart in your general direction.... I know, how about I just post an empty thread and then Dr Ac can use his psychic skillz to telepathically read the story? Do you accept telepathic stories that you make up as you go along until it wins dr ac? are you even going to create a free account to be eligible to win? Errrrrrr like Ya? And isn't concentrated cleverness what school is designed for? So if i submit a blank page will you telepathically be able to invent the story untIl it wins? |
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| Leviticus User ID: 34010696 United States03/01/2013 03:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am not currently logged in due to a big IP ban sweep. I really need a membership! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34010696 Here it goes..... Ode to Bat Shit Crazy Biden Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and So am I Thank you all for your consideration.  Submitted by Leviticus the User Name field blanked |
| Wilfred User ID: 23717838 United States03/01/2013 03:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Heres a thread I started years ago. Pretty original. *The Franklin Credit Union Child-Sex Ring Scandal: Implicating George Bush and other politicians***UPDATE-Penn State Sandusky scandal connected* Thread: The Franklin Credit Union Child-Sex Ring Scandal. UPDATE: 8 years later Jeffery Epstein commits "suicide" |
| CalmShock User ID: 5056346  Canada03/01/2013 03:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Being a huge fan of GLP and also a tomato farmer in the rural SW of Alberta has been a difficult journey... Long nights have I spent bringing in all 12212012 plants in an attempt to avert disaster, having to replant them the following day. EAT has been a main contributor to my increasing paranoia and my brian has since become completely unhinged, frequently finding myself huddled naked in a corner...  My family is very worried about my condition. I get calls from them frequently and although I appreciate their efforts, I do believe it only makes my situation worse... Especially when my uncle calls...  I feel like a complete moran putting all this out there, but my therapist BRIEF says I need to acknowledge my fears. Then blow them up... Most of our sessions end with me huddled naked in the corner again due to my (as described by him "irrational") fear of explosions.   .... brb...*gets dressed* Aside from some minor personality setbacks, I'm a really nice guy. Currently single with a healthy supply of preps for two, I'm a well organized individual with a love for travel. My 11 bug-out-bags are a testament to the fact. The deep (safe) caves in the Ozarks and the Norway seed bank are my top two travel destinations, although I can only travel by land or sea... It's not so much that I have a fear of flying... It's more a fear of tall buildings. I'd just like to thank everyone here at GLP for making me the person I am today. Without your help I wouldn't have such a highly developed work ethic and could very well have ended up married to some reality blind societal sheep woman. Immediately state your intention for any further correspondence...  CalmShock Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
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| Dr. Acula (OP) Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 70872 United States03/01/2013 03:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Being a huge fan of GLP and also a tomato farmer in the rural SW of Alberta has been a difficult journey... Long nights have I spent bringing in all 12212012 plants in an attempt to avert disaster, having to replant them the following day. EAT has been a main contributor to my increasing paranoia and my brian has since become completely unhinged, frequently finding myself huddled naked in a corner... Quoting: CalmShock My family is very worried about my condition. I get calls from them frequently and although I appreciate their efforts, I do believe it only makes my situation worse... Especially when my uncle calls... I feel like a complete moran putting all this out there, but my therapist BRIEF says I need to acknowledge my fears. Then blow them up... Most of our sessions end with me huddled naked in the corner again due to my (as described by him "irrational") fear of explosions. .... brb...*gets dressed* Aside from some minor personality setbacks, I'm a really nice guy. Currently single with a healthy supply of preps for two, I'm a well organized individual with a love for travel. My 11 bug-out-bags are a testament to the fact. The deep (safe) caves in the Ozarks and the Norway seed bank are my top two travel destinations, although I can only travel by land or sea... It's not so much that I have a fear of flying... It's more a fear of tall buildings. I'd just like to thank everyone here at GLP for making me the person I am today. Without your help I wouldn't have such a highly developed work ethic and could very well have ended up married to some reality blind societal sheep woman. Immediately state your intention for any further correspondence... CalmShock I dont wanna be bias or anything... but CalmShock just upped the stakes for everyone _______________________ |
| Antediluvian User ID: 31961061 United States03/01/2013 03:37 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The incessant ringing of the phone woke me at 9:06am. It was my uncle Frankie. He yelled "TELEPHONE POLES WILL BE DAMAGED!" like always. I half laughed and hung up on him. Lit up a Morley and went out to check on my tomato plants. Looked like there was a storm comin' in so I decided to take them inside. Mailman came by as I was doing that and gave me a package. Inside was the new Fandango Rangers CD, Brokeback Rangers: Liberace Re-imagined. I was about to throw it in the player when I saw a movement out in the yard. It was the neighbor kid going BEZERK! I went out to him but the only thing I could get out of him was "The two witnesses are coming! The two witnesses are coming!". Took a drag from the Morley and just shook my head. Crazy kid. I turned to go back inside and noticed my other neighbor had put up a new flag. It was yellow with the letters B.S. I laughed. He was certainly full of it. He was always babbling about Zetas or the Galactic Federation or something but I never paid any attention. Went back inside and checked my email. Saw newsletters from the Real John Lear and John Titor. I'd read them later. Had to check the World At War thread on GLP first. Knocking interrupted me. It was the father of the crazy kid. "Sorry about Damian. He's really been affected by the chem-trails lately." "It's ok," I said, "life is like a box of chocolates. Empty and filled with brown paper wrappers." I shut the door, turned on the radio and put it on my favorite channel. UVB-76. I sat down, put out the Morley, and smiled. Time for a nap. "Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people." --- Carl Jung |
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| phoenixe User ID: 34782429  Germany03/01/2013 03:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Being a huge fan of GLP and also a tomato farmer in the rural SW of Alberta has been a difficult journey... Long nights have I spent bringing in all 12212012 plants in an attempt to avert disaster, having to replant them the following day. EAT has been a main contributor to my increasing paranoia and my brian has since become completely unhinged, frequently finding myself huddled naked in a corner... Quoting: CalmShock My family is very worried about my condition. I get calls from them frequently and although I appreciate their efforts, I do believe it only makes my situation worse... Especially when my uncle calls... I feel like a complete moran putting all this out there, but my therapist BRIEF says I need to acknowledge my fears. Then blow them up... Most of our sessions end with me huddled naked in the corner again due to my (as described by him "irrational") fear of explosions. .... brb...*gets dressed* Aside from some minor personality setbacks, I'm a really nice guy. Currently single with a healthy supply of preps for two, I'm a well organized individual with a love for travel. My 11 bug-out-bags are a testament to the fact. The deep (safe) caves in the Ozarks and the Norway seed bank are my top two travel destinations, although I can only travel by land or sea... It's not so much that I have a fear of flying... It's more a fear of tall buildings. I'd just like to thank everyone here at GLP for making me the person I am today. Without your help I wouldn't have such a highly developed work ethic and could very well have ended up married to some reality blind societal sheep woman. Immediately state your intention for any further correspondence... CalmShock I dont wanna be bias or anything... but CalmShock just upped the stakes for everyone he really did! and his 2 .. tomatoes .. are really wonderful to look at ! |
| JimBomB User ID: 35383922 United States03/01/2013 03:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why can't we have easier competitions like what is the price of a Big Mac or which is the world'd best cola(coca~cola)????? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35331460 I mean writing? Poetry? Drawings? Space shit? It just aint fair Dr Acs, it just aint. LMAO  For those that DON'T approve of my use of memes --- FO! YOU ARE THE MACHINE [link to youtu.be (secure)] [link to youtu.be] |
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| CalmB4theLight User ID: 35331460 Mexico03/01/2013 03:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'Many moons ago, humans were created by enlightened, spiritual entities, tasked with traversing the universe, seeding life in planets base on their own form. They were part of a Federation of races comprised of love, light and unity. There were also other races in the Universe that were denied entry into the Federation, as they were negative, deceitful and worked on the lower frequencies. These lesser races were angered at their rejection and decided they would form their own council and destroy all that had been created. So they took control of planets, creating their own genetic abominations and proclaiming themselves as being the true creators. The council altered humans by redesigning the brain, so humans lost their way, and the council reigned for thousands of years, forcing humans into slavery, promoting death rather than life, as a way to punish the Federation. Thinking they had won, the council began a plan to destroy humanity on the planet called Earth, and they did so by influencing humans to follow them, but something happened… There was one who could not be influenced by the council. They could neither control him, nor destroy him no matter how hard they tried… This caused such fear among them, they were prohibited from speaking his name, referring to him only as; ‘The Nobody’ Instead of praying to the council like everyone else, he prayed for help from the Universe, until his voice was finally received by the Federation who were so touched by the pleas of their child, they followed his signal all the way back to Earth. The approaching Federation were angered by the corruption they saw and sent signs in the form of comets, to let ‘The Nobody’ and the council know they were soon to arrive - for the Mother of all battles….'  Last Edited by CalmB4TheLight on 03/01/2013 05:01 PM You are Godlike unto your domain, did you forget that - or did you just choose to ignore it?... BEWARE THE LIGHT, FOR IT SHINES BRIGHT AND IS FULL OF YOUR ERRORS See you on the other side :) 1...million...souls... |
| GLP Contest User ID: 35383646  Poland03/01/2013 03:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nobody plays the **** pussy game on GLP. Nobody is going to kick you out for your lack of vocabulary standards. Look at all the emoticons. Even if you're a GLP noob, one look at the emoticons and you know this forum doesn't give a damn about political correctness. Feminists hate that one:  You don't have to write a single word to know how you feel about someone on GLP. All you need is this:     As you can see, pictures are indeed worth a thousand words. Such a joy to have a conspiracy forum where you can truly speak your mind. You see, as much of a creative cauldron as GLP is... there's a twist: if you're an AC (mostly), you are going to get banned at some point of your GLP career. And no, you weren't banned because you'd called someone a cunt, a shill, a doomtard, a fucktard, and many more you can read in the official GLP lexicon. You're banned, because... it's fun to get banned sometimes and enjoy your cold turkey. Banning on GLP isn't about punishment. It's about affection. This is what makes GLP unique. |
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| JimBomB User ID: 35383922 United States03/01/2013 03:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GLP. This is the forum where a string of curse words is allowed without a hypocritical veil of morality. When you write fuck - it's fuck. Quoting: GLP Contest 35383646 Nobody plays the **** pussy game on GLP. Nobody is going to kick you out for your lack of vocabulary standards. Look at all the emoticons. Even if you're a GLP noob, one look at the emoticons and you know this forum doesn't give a damn about political correctness. Feminists hate that one: You don't have to write a single word to know how you feel about someone on GLP. All you need is this: As you can see, pictures are indeed worth a thousand words. Such a joy to have a conspiracy forum where you can truly speak your mind. You see, as much of a creative cauldron as GLP is... there's a twist: if you're an AC (mostly), you are going to get banned at some point of your GLP career. And no, you weren't banned because you'd called someone a cunt, a shill, a doomtard, a fucktard, and many more you can read in the official GLP lexicon. You're banned, because... it's fun to get banned sometimes and enjoy your cold turkey. Banning on GLP isn't about punishment. It's about affection. This is what makes GLP unique.  For those that DON'T approve of my use of memes --- FO! YOU ARE THE MACHINE [link to youtu.be (secure)] [link to youtu.be] |
| Daniel of the Rose User ID: 15114131 United States03/01/2013 04:00 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thread title... Quoting: Gonviral FORGIVE THEM FATHER FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO... Jesus on the cross...seeing all this world was..is..and will be..knowing all being all...said these words to God the father.. Do we know what we do..well...MABIE NOT! Look at this link..they have had this since 1983..NOW WHAT DO THEY HAVE? [link to www.us-government-torture.com] THEY CAN READ OUR THOUGHTS FROM SATELLITE? YA..BABY..AND MORE..OH..SO..SO.. MUCH MORE.. The brain activity of an individual is monitored and transmitted to a remote location (e.g. by satellite). At the remote location, the monitored brain activity is compared with pre-recorded normalized brain activity curves, waveforms, or patterns to determine if a match or substantial match is found. If such a match is found, then the computer at the remote location determines that the individual was attempting to communicate the word, phrase WELL..MORE..MUCH MORE.. US Patent # Description Inventor Filed Issued US3014477 Hypnotic Inducer (Mind Control Machine) Carlin 1956 1961 US3060795 Apparatus For Producing Visual Stimulation (Subconscious Transmission via Movie Film) 1958 1962 US3278676 Apparatus For Producing Visual and Auditory Stimulation (Subconscious Transmission via TV) Becker 1958 1966 US3393279 Nervous System Excitation Device Flanagan 1962 1968 US3563246 Method and Apparatus For Improving Neural Performance In Human Subjects By Electrotherapy Puharich 1967 1971 US3629521 Hearing Systems (RF/Microwave) Puharich 1970 1971 US3712292 Method Of and Apparatus For Producing Swept Frequency Modulated Audio Signal Patterns For Inducing Sleep (Brain Frequencies Broadcast) Zentmayer, Jr. 1971 1973 US3884218 Method of Inducing and Maintaining Stages Of Sleep in the Human Being (FFR - Frequency Following Response Microwave) Monroe 1970 1975 US3951134 Apparatus and Method For Remotely Monitoring and Altering Brain Waves (RF/Electromagnetic Waves) Malech 1974 1976 US4395600 Auditory Subliminal Message System and Method (Subliminal Brainwash via Music or Other Sound) Lundy 1980 1983 US4717343 Method Of Changing A Person’s Behavior (Subconscious Brainwash via Video) Densky 1986 1988 US4777529 Auditory Subliminal Programming System (Silent Brainwash Via Music or Other Sound) Schultz/Dolejs 1987 1988 US4834701 Apparatus For Inducing Frequency Reduction In Brain Wave (FFR - Brain Frequencies Transmission) Masaki 1985 1989 US4858612 Hearing Device (Microwave Hearing) Stocklin 1983 1989 US4877027 Hearing System (Microwave Hearing via open air Broadcast) Brunkan 1988 1989 US5159703 Silent Subliminal Presentation System (aka Silent Sound - Microwave) Lowery 1989 1992 US5356368 Method Of and Apparatus For Inducing Desired States Of Consciousness (FFR/EEG Waveforms By Broadcast) Monroe 1991 1994 US5774088 Method and System For Warning Birds Of Hazards (Microwave Hearing) Kreithen 1997 1998 US5889870 Acoustic Heterodyne Device and Method (Ultrasound. Ventriloquist Effect.) Norris 1996 1999 US6011991 Communication System and Method Including Brain Wave Analysis and/or Use of Brain Activity (Remote Viewing) Mardirossian 1998 2000 US6052336 Apparatus and Method Of Broadcasting Audible Sound Using Ultrasonic Sound As A Carrier (Ultrasound) Lowery 1998 2000 US6470214 Method and device For Implementing The Radio Frequency Hearing Effect (Microwave Hearing) O’Loughlin/Loree 1992 2002 US6587729 Apparatus For Audibly Communicating Speech Using The Radio Frequency Hearing Effect (Microwave Hearing) u...are..not..your...own.. [link to www.usa-anti-communist.com] ALL in order to meet YOU!!!... wouldn't have happened any other way!!....   |
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