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WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!

 
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CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida - A nonprofit foundation wants to recruit a man and a woman - possibly a married couple - for a bare-bones, 501-day journey to Mars and back that would start in less than five years, project organizers said on Wednesday.
The mission, expected to cost upwards of $1 billion, would be privately financed by donations and sponsorships.
Project founder Dennis Tito, a multimillionaire who in 2001 paid $20 million for a trip to the International Space Station, said he will pay start-up costs for two years to begin development of life-support systems and other critical technologies.
Currently, there are no U.S. human spaceships in operation, but several are under development and expected to be flying by 2017.

That leaves little time to take advantage of a rare planetary alignment that would allow a craft to loop around Mars, coming as close as about 150 miles (241 kilometers) to the planet's surface, before returning to Earth.
The launch window for the mission opens on January 5, 2018. The next opportunity is not until 2031.

The spacecraft will be bare-bones, with about 600 cubic feet (17 cubic meters) of living space available for a two-person crew. Mission planners would like to fly a man and a woman, preferably a married couple who would be compatible during a long period of isolation.
The capsule would be outfitted with a life-support system similar to the one NASA uses on the space station, which recycles air, water, urine and perspiration.
"This is going to be a very austere mission. You don't necessarily have to follow all of NASA's guidelines for air quality and water quality. This is going to be a Lewis and Clark trip to Mars," MacCallum said, referring to the explorers who set out across the uncharted American Northwest in 1803.
If launch occurs on January 5, 2018, the capsule would reach Mars 228 days later, loop around its far side and slingshot back toward Earth.
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
my missus just volunteered

she just don't know it yet

hi
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
my missus just volunteered

she just don't know it yet

hi
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35381680


Hahaha!!!
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
My Mister and me- 40 years together. We get along on most things....just put the car radio on my side of the capsule!
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
501 days trapped with the wife in 600sqft for one orbit... No Thanks!
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
This is to breed and populate the planet.
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This is an idiotic idea, the company doing this should raise more money and send people to Mars.
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
This is to breed and populate the planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28683353


U mean earth, cuz when they get back noones left?
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501 days trapped with the wife in 600sqft for one orbit... No Thanks!
 Quoting: SaltyFlats


:rotf:
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
This is to breed and populate the planet.
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I do wonder....
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03/01/2013 11:00 PM
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It would take a brave man to do this.
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I'd rather go by myself.
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501 days trapped with the wife in 600sqft for one orbit... No Thanks!
 Quoting: SaltyFlats


Can you just image IF their relationship began to break down??

agumballblahblahspankbashcrazy
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women are'nt as bad as men think,yes they are evil bitches.but thats because we allow them to be through laws.if it was'nt for man shooting himself in the foot they would'nt be bad at all.if we took all the padded in laws that give them all the power the world would be a better place over nite...thats a fact!!!.
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
501 days trapped with the wife in 600sqft for one orbit... No Thanks!
 Quoting: SaltyFlats


Can you just image IF their relationship began to break down??

agumballblahblahspankbashcrazy
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nothing a couple right crosses would'nt correct.
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
501 days trapped with the wife in 600sqft for one orbit... No Thanks!
 Quoting: SaltyFlats


600 cubic feet is way smaller than 600 sq. feet.
Think a 10-foot by 10-foot room with a 6-foot ceiling.
We all breathe the same air.
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
501 days trapped with the wife in 600sqft for one orbit... No Thanks!
 Quoting: SaltyFlats


Can you just image IF their relationship began to break down??

agumballblahblahspankbashcrazy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28488925


Its hard to take road trips, let alone space trips!
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
501 days trapped with the wife in 600sqft for one orbit... No Thanks!
 Quoting: SaltyFlats


Can you just image IF their relationship began to break down??

agumballblahblahspankbashcrazy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28488925


Its hard to take road trips, let alone space trips!
 Quoting: J&V


Yah, I think the whole 'cryogenic sleep chamber' technology is a better idea, we should wait for this tech. to develop methinks....
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
501 days trapped with the wife in 600sqft for one orbit... No Thanks!
 Quoting: SaltyFlats


Can you just image IF their relationship began to break down??

agumballblahblahspankbashcrazy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28488925


Its hard to take road trips, let alone space trips!
 Quoting: J&V


Yah, I think the whole 'cryogenic sleep chamber' technology is a better idea, we should wait for this tech. to develop methinks....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28488925


Or take lots of xanex
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
no human has ever lived to travel more than 130 miles into space. Think.
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03/01/2013 11:23 PM
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
no human has ever lived to travel more than 130 miles into space. Think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35155953


So yer one of those that believes the moon mission was staged?
I guess it's a possibility....
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
To tell the truth I think my new wife and I get along as well as any pair on the planet... our relationship is truly incredible...
But I still cannot even imagine...
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
Hey Dr Astro says Mars is about to get creamed by an asteroid or meteor! What kind of suicide mission are you recruiting for?

Although the panic sex could be terrific ohyeah
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Ohh just time time for the comet too hit Mars.

With the power of 40 billion nukes.
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501 days trapped with the wife in 600sqft for one orbit... No Thanks!
 Quoting: SaltyFlats


What he said... I dont think either of us would make it back alive to be honest
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
Me and my GF volunteer!

Zero G sex for a year :)

Youve got to send a really HOT couple, not just any.

Frater
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03/01/2013 11:59 PM
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
Send Kanye and his whore.

I'm sure they could populate Mars.
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Rockets suck.

The rocket opened the door to space. Unfortunately, few could pass through that door. The expense was prohibitive. Not only are they enormously expensive, they are also inefficient.
Useful load fraction is the total weight, transport and cargo, divided by the cargo weight. Jet airliners have useful load fractions in the order of 45-55 percent. For space craft this number is less than 1 percent.
Since rocket thrust is so expensive, journeys take a long time. The route a rocket takes is the one that uses the least fuel. If you took a rocket from Earth to Mars you would plan your flight such that by the time the acceleration you added to your rocket is used up, taking you further from the Sun, you would be at your destination. Obviously the position of the planets is critical as well. The lowest fuel consumption dictates a launch window that isn't repeated until the planets are properly positioned again. This is ok for scientific purposes but impractical for commerce.
Most of the load a rocket starts with is fuel and oxidizer. Imagine flying to Mars powering your transport with electricity. The sun is always shining in space. You could sail your ship using sunlight instead of wind. You could use as much fuel as you wanted.
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
Sure I will take a wife , just not mine
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Sure I will take a wife , just not mine
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Janet Reno?
I would want some voice in the selection and not just roll with their choice.
Government is a body largely ungoverned.





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