what are the dirtiest things i can say my bf on his birthday...using a heilum ballon? please help me out i'm old. | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 18380705 United States 03/03/2013 03:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: what are the dirtiest things i can say my bf on his birthday...using a heilum ballon? please help me out i'm old. please help this glp cougar. need some funny sexy things to say. AAAAAnnd i got heium ballons to get rid of my normally raspy voice. come on help a girl out. he'll be out of the jacuzz in like 20 min. what should i say? |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 18380705 United States 03/03/2013 03:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: what are the dirtiest things i can say my bf on his birthday...using a heilum ballon? please help me out i'm old. OP is a homosexual pervert getting off on all the things you guys are typing. My Fukashima created spidey senses are strong! Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen no. im a hot 40's chick that cant comminicate w my hot young computer dork. i'm already dressed like princess laya, but i dont know the lingo. and i'm not a fat princess laya eirthr. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12680882 United States 03/03/2013 03:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: what are the dirtiest things i can say my bf on his birthday...using a heilum ballon? please help me out i'm old. OP is a homosexual pervert getting off on all the things you guys are typing. My Fukashima created spidey senses are strong! Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen no. im a hot 40's chick that cant comminicate w my hot young computer dork. i'm already dressed like princess laya, but i dont know the lingo. and i'm not a fat princess laya eirthr. pics or gtfo |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 18380705 United States 03/03/2013 03:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: what are the dirtiest things i can say my bf on his birthday...using a heilum ballon? please help me out i'm old. OP is a homosexual pervert getting off on all the things you guys are typing. My Fukashima created spidey senses are strong! Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen no. im a hot 40's chick that cant comminicate w my hot young computer dork. i'm already dressed like princess laya, but i dont know the lingo. and i'm not a fat princess laya eirthr. pics or gtfo no time for nonscene, hes out getting beer and champ. just need some steamy tech shit i can impreess and get undreessed. seriously heeeeeelp. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 18380705 United States 03/03/2013 03:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: what are the dirtiest things i can say my bf on his birthday...using a heilum ballon? please help me out i'm old. arggggggg! im a coog, i saw star wars as a kid. he saw star wars in a college class. what kind of techy nerd shit can i say so he thinks i'm super cool? i have helium, so no matter what it is it will sound cute. come on guyes, help a glper out....... |
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cosmicgypsy User ID: 31282946 United States 03/03/2013 03:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: what are the dirtiest things i can say my bf on his birthday...using a heilum ballon? please help me out i'm old. Helium? So obviously a guy, OP. A cougar would be asking what song should be played on her KAZOO in order to woe her...um, birthday boy. The song, btw, would be Sex and Candy. You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 18380705 United States 03/03/2013 04:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: what are the dirtiest things i can say my bf on his birthday...using a heilum ballon? please help me out i'm old. Helium? So obviously a guy, OP. Quoting: cosmicgypsy A cougar would be asking what song should be played on her KAZOO in order to woe her...um, birthday boy. The song, btw, would be Sex and Candy. no, they had an awesome fish balloon. he really wanted thoese remote controled fishes to fly aroung concerts, but they are illegal now, so i just got the fake one. i have no kazoo, lost it in a poker game at burnnig man. and he's sick of my naked chello playing. btw sex and candy, come on. lame. just need a few awesome phraes that a comp nerd would find sexy. even if its seriosly nerdy, i dont need to understand it, maybe about a ftp or a mega bite, you know things that are sexy to nerds, but not to us normie sluts. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 18380705 United States 03/03/2013 04:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: what are the dirtiest things i can say my bf on his birthday...using a heilum ballon? please help me out i'm old. its a GIANT helium balloon for his b day. its fun and shiney. i'm also a japenese pop singer, helium is part of my style. Is this supposed to be an explanation? Oh, it's GIANT. ? it was a giant floating fish, but thats not the point. i need sexy tech dork things to say to him (with the silly helium) |
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darruss User ID: 32881449 United States 03/03/2013 04:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: what are the dirtiest things i can say my bf on his birthday...using a heilum ballon? please help me out i'm old. its a GIANT helium balloon for his b day. its fun and shiney. i'm also a japenese pop singer, helium is part of my style. Is this supposed to be an explanation? Oh, it's GIANT. ? it was a giant floating fish, but thats not the point. i need sexy tech dork things to say to him (with the silly helium) Lick my cache clean. |
darruss User ID: 32881449 United States 03/03/2013 04:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: what are the dirtiest things i can say my bf on his birthday...using a heilum ballon? please help me out i'm old. ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18380705 its a GIANT helium balloon for his b day. its fun and shiney. i'm also a japenese pop singer, helium is part of my style. Is this supposed to be an explanation? Oh, it's GIANT. ? it was a giant floating fish, but thats not the point. i need sexy tech dork things to say to him (with the silly helium) Lick my cache clean. All I remember are floppy discs. What's a hard drive? |
darruss User ID: 32881449 United States 03/03/2013 04:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: what are the dirtiest things i can say my bf on his birthday...using a heilum ballon? please help me out i'm old. it was a giant floating fish, but thats not the point. i need sexy tech dork things to say to him (with the silly helium) Lick my cache clean. All I remember are floppy discs. What's a hard drive? Damn Chewwy, thanks for shaving for me. |
darruss User ID: 32881449 United States 03/03/2013 04:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: what are the dirtiest things i can say my bf on his birthday...using a heilum ballon? please help me out i'm old. ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18380705 it was a giant floating fish, but thats not the point. i need sexy tech dork things to say to him (with the silly helium) Lick my cache clean. All I remember are floppy discs. What's a hard drive? Damn Chewwy, thanks for shaving for me. So, the Sarlac will eat you alive for a thousand years? What you got? |