Various Government Agencies have now posted actual articles /recommendations about what to do if there is a ZOMBIE attack ... so I would recommend that you go out and download and READ those GOVERNMENT RECOMMENDATIONS.

YOUR HOUSE may be the first line of defense against the ZOMBIE ATTACKS the government is referring to, so WE ARE DEPENDING UPON YOU to sacrifice yourself in order to protect the rest of us!!

Good Luck and Godspeed in your mission!!

We will remember you fondly, and if it is a big enough attack and you manage to repel it we may even not only put your name in the history books but have a National Holiday named in YOUR HONOR!!