i AM THE ARCH ANGEL mICHAEL, yOUR PLANET AND ASSOCIATED STAR COMMANDS HAVE BEEN AT WAR WITH THE FUCKING DOG STAR, PLANET EATERS STAR COMMAND. wE SAVED YOUR WORLD, aRMEGEDDON IS OVER, THE FULL "HORSES BRIDLE" LEVEL OF BLOOD COME IN EASY ND WELL PROPHESIED. yOU HAVE MADE US VIKING PEOPLE AND THE FLIGHT OF THE VALKIRIES PERFECT. IT WAS WELL WORTH THE TRIP TO SAVE ALL OUR PEOPLE. gET READY, FULL STAR COMAND AMBASSADORSHIP IS YOUR GOLDEN TICKET, WE WANT NO OTHER, ONLY U. NOW MMET MY NEW FRIENDS WHO HELPED ME SAVE YOUR WORLD. MEET ME AT SPRIUNGFIELD, MISSOURI. COME UP HITHER, THE CALL OF THE RAPTURE, NOT THE CRAPTURE.